Ms Ching our Math teacher was the kindest person ever but the only things she's strict with is our phones . We're not allowed to use it during her class ,only if she told us to , so one day Tony Stark the foster father of Peter Parker-Stark had decide to ring him in class
"You are my da-ad , your my dad , boggie woogie woogie"
"Whose phone is that ?"
"Mine miss"
Peter started slowly raising his hand"
"U know the rules Mr. Parker put it on speaker "
"Yes miss"
(Tony - ts Peter- pps teacher- ms and idk na lol)
Ts- heya Pete
Pps- yes dad
Ts- yahave any Advil something?
Pps- idk ask mom
Ts - pepper's in a meeting
Pps - Aunt nat?
Ts- she's not her btw
Pps- Kay I'm in class say hi and state your name
Ts- ok hiiiiii Peters. CLassmates I'm peter's dad-
He was interrupted by flash saying "penis having a dad? Never heard of it all I know that he's a homeless orphan with no place to go. I'm pretty sure he had to suck a di-"
Ts- alright Thompson that's enough . Do you even know who I am ?
Flash - pretty sure you Peter's master for se-
Ts- well I am ANTHONY EDWARD STARK !
Flash - how do you do this penis he sound exactly lik-
Flash was interrupted by Tony in the Ironman suit coming in ready to scold the kid
"Dad stop now" "or else" "or else what" "im gonna call mom" "to make her and uncle steve to handle this properly" "ok very good I taught you well "
"Excuse me teacher" "can I borrow Peter Parker and Eugene Thompson they'll be back by lunch I promise" "of-f cou-rse mr. S-Stark" ms. Ching stuttered——————————————————-
That's how Flash never got to bother Peter anymore
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