Really? adopted by this lot?......(1D fanfic)

Chapter 41, It's my birthday, it's my birthday.

Nicki's POV,,

My bed is my bed, no one elses. I bought it, i change the sheets, i fart in it, i sweat in it. No one else. I sleep in it every night, i get out of it every day. No one else. 

So, when someone trespasses and invades my privacy, i'm going to go ape shit. Most likely anyways. As you could guess, that was what happened this morning. 

12am Dad and the boys, Luke and the guys all burst into my room, waking me from my slumber, jumping on my bed, messing up my cushions, messing up my covers. I was fuming. 

I haven't had sleep in days because i've been stressed out my brain then, when i finally get some rest those arseholes wake me up screaming Happy Birthday! well no, it would have been better if i just stayed sleeping but woke up when the party was starting. That's my idea of the perfect birthday. 

And lots of drink and cake. 

"I swear i think my balls are twice the size the should be." Callum groaned holding a ice pack to his junk as we all sat in my kitchen, most of them with ice packs pressed to their heads, balls or cheeks. 

"You should know by now that i'll attack you if you wake me up." I shrugged my hair everywhere as i sat in a pair of skinny joggies and a old sweat shirt. Classy. 

"I should've seen that punch coming, i knew what you were going to do but just stood there."  Liam said with a ice pack on his balls too. 

"Because you're scared." I smirked rubbing my temples in circles. 

"Yep." They all answered in sync and i smirked even more. 

"You had to get up anyway" Michael said and i looked at him "It's your birthday!"

"So?" I said and raised my eye brows at him. 

"Today is the day a treasure like you was born and we found!" Louis cheered swinging his feet as he sat on my counter. 

"-That you now want to put back where you found it in the first place." I added on and chuckled, they all smiled and shook their heads. 

"You're going out with the girls" Ross told me and i groaned loudly throwing my head back. 

"Great, that's what i wanted to do. Listen to the squeals of my Mother as she shoves countless shit in my arms." I sighed and they all laughed. 

"I'll never understand how you can be the only girl not to like going shopping." Dad shook his head put his ice pack back in the freezer. 

"I'm not a girl, i'm half man." I said and grinned at him, they all chuckled. 

"Luke you're shagging a transvestite"Harry laughed and Luke laughed. 

"So did you" Luke said and Harry rolled his eyes as i smirked. 

"You should know" I added on and winked making him nod. 

"Wasn't that impressive."

"No it was, i just banged you that hard you can't even remember" I smirked and he blushed slightly give me a cheeky smile as everyone laughed "Same for Luke."

"Nicki." Liam told me and i smirked at him and made a clicking noise with my tongue making it sound sexual and he covered his ears "Eww! ew! stop that you're a little skank!"

"So i've been told" I chuckled as everyone laughed again. The door went and i looked at Ross "You expecting someone?"

"No, it's probably for you." He said. 

"Be a lamb and go answer it for me?" I asked and gave him a cheesy grin "I am the birthday girl."

"And you are a lazy slag." He said walking out and i chuckled as the boys laughed. I heard the door opening then shortly close after it, foot steps making their way back.