"YOU'RE MY MCDREAMY, MAGGIE. YOU ARE MY MOON AND ALL MY STARS."
"DYLAN, I LOVE YOU BUT GOD- YOU'RE SO CHEESY."
[dylan sprayberry x magdalena gomez (OC)]
[social media au]
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maggiegomez: meet Autumn Gomez-Sprayberry 🥰 we've only had him for a few hours and i already love him more than dylan
tagged: dylansprayberry
username1: AHHHHHHH username2: same
username3 : "gOmEz-spRaYbErRy" YO WHY ISNT' DYLAN'S NAME FIRST maggiegomez: WE DECIDED ON HIS NAME TOGETHER OKAY GOMEZ-SPRAYBERRY FLOWS BETTER username4: YEAH username3 IT FLOWS BETTER, BACK THE FUCK UP
jojocruz: i like how you can see a difference between the fans that are here bc they genuinely like maggie and ones that are here bc maggie's dylan gf ^^ username5: it's interesting ain't it
username6: OMG HES SO ADORABLE maggiegomez: RIGHT
daysofcam: why didn't we get a puppy maggiegomez: bc dogs aren't allowed in our building daysofcam: oh yeah huh
alexlars: AUTUMN'S NICKNAMES INCLUDE (but are not limited to): A, tum, Auttie, brown boy, plushie
dylansprayberry: wait whaT dylansprayberry: it was my idea to adopt a dog but now i'm starting to rethink it dylansprayberry: MAGGIE PLS KEEP LOVING ME maggiegomez: uhhhhh hold up
username7: i've never wanted to be a dog more than i do right now username8: that's a little weird rebecca username7: get tHE FUCK OUT OF HERE ANNIE I HATE YOU
matthewfetch: AHHH I GET THE PUN matthewfetch: ITS CURRENTLY AUTUMN SO YOU NAMED YOUR PUP AUTUMN jojocruz: awww baby and people say you're not perceptive
maggiegomez: dylansprayberry i asked autumn and he said no so 🤷♀️ bye bitch
messages
messages between "dog dad" and "dog mom"
dog dad i gotta pee come take our son off of my lap
dog mom but he's always so comfortable with you tho :(
dog dad would you like me to pee on him??? dog dad i mean he's already peed on me four times today so it would be fair
dog mom NO NO i'll go get him dog mom pls don't pee on my baby
dog dad i thought i was your baby :(((
dog mom uhhh you are BUT dog mom he's my baby baby
dog dad you DO love him more than me don't you :(((((
dog mom don't you have to pee
dog dad don't change the subject young lady
dog mom geez we change our names to dog mom&dad and suddenly you turn into david
dog dad who tf is david?? dog dad why have i never heard of this david before?? dog dad why is he calling you young lady????
dog mom maybe bc he's my adoptive father you idiot
dog dad oh dog dad uh dog dad so are you coming or not
dog mom that what she said
dog dad
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dog mom yeah i'm coming just let me get my slippers
author's note; we love mylan as parents, chapter one of more is also up if you wanna check that out!
ps. i wrote this while having to pee but not wanting to get up bc i was comfortable
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