Short collection of Funny jokes and insults

CHAPTER ONE

 INSULTS

U are 100% beautiful,

U are 100% lovely,

U are 100% nice, and

U are 100% stupid to

believe these words.......

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What is the difference 

between Monkey and

Donkey? Monkey saves

this message and Donkey

deletes this message

The choice is yours

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I saw u in park today.

U were looking so fine,

Ur face so divine,

ur walk so perfect.

My heart started singing a 

sweet song:

Who let the dogs out

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From Monday to sunday,

From January to December,

From birth to my death ,

My feelings for u have

Never changed.

For me you've always

Been 

........................ a head ache

Hello everyone how was the jokes were they funny. I would update sooner 

This is a short collection of jokes and insults 

C u soon

MWAH!