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Jessie

"Aaahh!" Bertram cried as he fell into the dumbwaiter, half his body hanging out like a balcony. He kicked his legs all around, trying to find the ground. Luke, Ravi and Zuri exploded into laughter. Luke pulled out his phone and took a picture. "And now I have my new wallpaper," he smirked, elbowing Ravi.

"You mischievous kids! Get me out of here! Gently!" Bertram commanded. "Ookaayyy..." Zuri said, stepping over to Bertram. She held the dumbwaiter open with one hand, and yanked Bertram out, splitting his pants and hitting his head in the process. The kids laughed again. "I said gently!" Bertram yelled. He turned to Ravi, who tried to hide his laughter. "Ravi, I'm surprised you were involved in this," Bertram said. "I'm surprised that Zuri could have actually pulled you out of there!" Luke added.

Bertram rolled his eyes. "You are right, I am terribly sorry, Bertram," Ravi apologised. "But Luke and Zuri have tricked me into conspiring against you." "Luke!" Bertram yelled angrily. "Hey, what about Zuri?" Luke said, "She was a huge part of this too! She split your pants!"

"Hey, I don't get in trouble because I'm adorable. Hello? Moneymaker!" she said, pointing to her face.

"Oh no, you two are in a boatload of trouble. Starting with you, Luke."

"But she split your pants?"

"I don't care! And Ravi, go to your room and think about the consequences."

Sadly, the Indian boy trailed up to his room, disappointed by his actions.

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Later that night, Bertram was writing in his butler diary, which he usually did when the kids had set him off. It helped him to calm down. But not this time, no, this time they had gone too far. He needed revenge.

Slowly and stealthily, he crept down to the kitchen. "Hello, Nina the Knife," he whispered to his 'friend'. "We have a job to do." He picked the knife up and crept up into Luke's room. Luke was sound asleep. Quietly, Bertram took the knife and dug it into Luke's flesh, blood oozing out by the pint.

Luke tried to scream, but he had already lost so much blood, he was weak. Instead, he fainted, leaving Bertram more time to sever his limbs, which he did.

Next was Zuri, Luke's accomplice. Her room was right across the hall, and if she didn't scream, he could make it out of there and move to Oklahoma in no time.

In Zuri's room, he was bombarded by onlooking dolls and stuffed toys. Feeling creeped out, he managed to make it to her bed. "Good night forever, little one," he whispered. Zuri was a light sleeper. She heard the whisper and sat up. On seeing Bertram with a knife, she screamed as loud as she could.

In a reflex action, Bertram grabbed Chubby the Bear and stuffed it down her throat. Literally down her throat. She gagged until her body gave up, and then she went limp. Two down, three residents to go.

Jessie had heard the screaming and ran to Zuri's room. Bertram hid behind the door, and when Jessie opened it, He sliced her down the middle. She fell limp. When he realised what he had done, he immediately ran to Ravi's and Emma's room. He planted the blood-stained knife in Ravi's hand, and a piece of Chubby the Bear's stuffed self on Emma. He ran to the phone and called the police, saying in an Indian accent, "Hello, officers? This is Ravi, my older sister and I have committed a grave sin. Please come to us now!" Then he made a run for it, and succeeded.

The next morning, Emma and Ravi found themselves locked up in a jail cell. "Ravi, what happened last night?" Emma asked, looking around. "Ravi shrugged. "Jessie can help. Jessie! Come save us!"