FUCK A DUCK

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Teacher: TODAY WE ARE GOING TO PLAY RUGBY

America: Is it like-

Teacher: LOL NOPE ITS NOTHING LIKE MURICAN FOOTBALL ITS 50x MORE FUCKING HARDER *chucks ball at America*

America: *passes out*

Teacher: Heheheheh *bends over to touch America in silly places*

England: OI WHAT DA FUCK DO YA THINK YA GOING TO DO TO MY BOYFRIEND?!? *sprints and pins teacher to the ground*

Teacher: *poker face*

Russia: ......... -3- *watching from a distance* Mine.........

-SCENE CHANGE-

Admin: WUT

France: *teleports and does a backflip* HALLO WELCOME TO THIS PLACE WE ARE IN!!!

America: They are coming.........

Admin: Who?

Japan: THE FANGIRLS!!! *screaming in the distance*

England: FUCK A DUCK

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