-At world meeting place-
America: OMFG ITS THE 69TH CHAPTER OMG WE'LL PROBABLY CELEBRATE THIS MORE THAN THE 100TH CHAPTERAdmin: HEY GUESS GUESS WHAT-
Japan: It's the 69th chapter?
Admin: How did you-
England: America told us
Admin: :(
America: :D
Canada: *places giant ass boom box on the table* Shall we party?
America: FUCK YEAH!!!
Boom box: MY ANACONDA DONT
Everyone: MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN *madly wall twerking*
Boom box: BOY TOY NAMED TROY USED TO LIVE IN DETROIT SOMETHING SOMETHING HE WAS GETTING SUM COINS-IMMA HIGH AS HELLA-COME THOUGH AND FUCK HIM THREW MY AUTOMOBILE-MY ANACONDA DONT, MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN-OHMYGAWD LOOK AT HER BUTT-DICK BIGGER THAN A TOWER-OTHER OTHER LYRICS TO THE SONG- LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT GOT MUCH BACK- *explodes*
America: Damn... WELP WE'LL USE MY PHONE!!! :D
Oliver: No your songs are stupid as FUCK *covers mouth*
England: I KNOW A SONG!!! *jumps up on stage, has stripper clothes on* IM SO FANCY YOU ALREADY KNOW IM IN THE FAST LANE FROM LA TO TOYKO IM SO FANCY CANT YOU TASTE THIS GOLD-
America: Staph plz
England: NO I-G-G-Y PUT MY NAME IT BOLD-
Oliver: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Admin: Thanks you Ollie-senpai
Oliver: No problem poppet~
Admin: ANYWHO- *fireworks go off in the background* Wut
Canada: GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS FOR THE END
Poland: LOL LIKE OMG LIKE HAHAHA LMAO
Lithuania: Stfu babe
Admin: *checks the list* We are still missing two peeps...
Queen_Luna_Fics & Belltheawesomesauce0: *teleports randomly in the middle of the room* Sorry but we brought porn...
Admin: :D
Japan: :D
Hungary: :D
England: =_=
America: :3 What kind of porn?
Belltheawesomesauce0: You know the gay ki-
Japan: *coughs* YAOI *coughs*
Belltheawesomesauce: I KNOW THAT ITS JUST THAT MURICA WONT UNDER STAND YOUR FANCY WORDS!!!
Japan: It's his fault *points to China*
China: No aru Way aru
Japan: *COUGH* YORO *COUGH*
America: Hey France when was the last time you were actually given a fuck about?
France: About a week ago-
Everyone: ABOUT A WEEK AGO!!!
England: For fucks sake... staph
Allen: Did I miss any thing?
Oliver: Where were you?
Allen: Lol idk
Oliver: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!!!
Belarus: TALK DIRTY TO MEH
Russia: *sprints away*
Spain: I HAVE TOMATOES!!! *throws them at everyone*
Queen_Luna_Fics: SHGHHHHHGFRESEWSSFVNJUTESSERFUYFDFFVHGDDWWSADGHGHKKHGDEWSCBKUSEHJTRDDSWWGHUFGJLKGVVDSSHNJHG WE ARE WATCH GUYS HAVE CHILDREN!!!
Sealand: Mommy I didn't know that was possible...?
Finland: WELL IT FUCKING IS BITCH
Prussia: GDASBJRSVNNFFTSDCFBJIBROUGHTCRACK!
Everyone: CRACK?!? :D :D
Prussia: *eats it*
America: Lol I thought you were supposed to snort it...
Prussia: JJA HSHAHAHAHEHEGEHEHEHEKESESESEDESSESESESSESSESSSSEESESESSESSE
Admin: BAM 69TH CHAPTER DONE!!! ......... CANADA!!! WHERE ARE THE DAMN FIREWORKS?!?
Canada: We used them......
Admin: Shit
Oliver: We can explode people and watch there blood and guts go flying!!! ;D
Admin: Ewwww no
America: Says the person watching porn...
Queen_Luna_Fics: I WAS WATCHING IT TOO
Belltheawesomesauce0: DONT FORGET ABOUT MEH TOO!!!
Japan: Yoro
Admin: Hmm the exploding thing doesn't sound so bad now... *looks at America*
America: WHAT NOOO NOT MEH
Admin: FIINNEEE I'll think of something else...
-After Admin found out an idea-
Everyone: *has sunglasses walks away from a HUGE FUCKING EXPLOSION* Cool guys don't look back at explosions...
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