America & England: *sitting down at at marriage help thing I don't know...*
Guy that's suppose to help their marriage: WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?!? *Problem by Arianna Grande plays in da background*
England: W-well...um... *starts dripping sweat*
America: Wut you sayin bae?
England: I-I met America at a very young age, and took him in as if he was my son-
America: AND DA NEXT THING YA KNOW WE'RE BANGING!!!
Guy that's suppose to help their marriage: Mmkay......I need to run a few tests so please bang in front of this camera... *gets out popcorn*
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