Where I (a very skilled,well trained,and experienced human)
teaches you (a random idiot)
how to do basic things with detailed instructions
(Now with pictures so absolute idiots can understand!)
Now this is for anyone out there who is looking for a boyfriend, it's very simple actually, I've had many, and all of them definitely love me.
Step 1: Pick your man, it can be anyone, your neighbor's wife husband, or the kid in the opposite class.
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Pro tip: Make sure he's cute and cringe, so that all the other girls will be so jealous, that they'll run away!
Step 2: Start dating him, it doesn't matter if he knows that you two are dating each other, you go ahead and start chasing your dream!
Step 3:Get married! After about a week of dating each other, you are legally allowed to get married to him. Now, there are many ways to do this, you can propose to him when he's taking a piss or when he's really pissed, either way, will be perfect
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Step 4:If he says 'yes' then that's awesome, go ahead with and enjoy your life ahead. But, if he says 'no' then make sure to sacrifice his mom.
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Step 5:Now that his mom's outta the way, threaten him to live you. If he still doesn't co-operate make sure to burn his house, this shows that you're in control of him, he should fear you and know who's the boss.
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Step 6:Now that he's homeless, make sure to love him dearly, if he calls the cops on you then he's NOT the man for you, but if he doesn't then it's probably because you kidnapped him.
