Now I'm gonna be honest here, being a flat earther is pretty easy.
Step 1:Ask you greatest enemy to go on a vacation with you
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Step 2:Make sure your enemy takes their limbs with them cuz you'll be needing them very soon.
Step 3:Go to Antarctica with your enemy. It doesn't matter if they said yes or no, they're still going to Antarctica with you.
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Step 4:Bring ice-cream with you, so you can chug it inside their mouth when in Antarctica.
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Step 4:By now your foe must've frozen to death. Cut their limbs and give it to the chickens in Antarctica. Make sure that you don't feed one of them.
Step 5:Take the chicken that you didn't feed to the Moon.
Step 6:Eat the unfed chicken in Moon and Bam! You're officially a flat earther!
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Everything Made Easy
AlteleWhere I (a very skilled,well trained,and experienced human) teaches you (a random idiot) how to do basic things with detailed instructions (Now with pictures so absolute idiots can understand!)
