Joker Short Stories

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Um I feel like if your reading this you don't really need violence warnings but 🤷‍♀️

Warning: I do NOT support this type of behavior but it is interesting to read in my opinion, please do not do any of this...

"I'm sorry ma'am we need an ID" the female bank teller said condescendingly.

"Umm let me get it" you said reaching into your back pocket, pulling out a large metal object instead of your leather wallet.

You brought your gun up pointing it towards the female, "Okay" you said smiling insanely.

You heard a slight cough from behind trying to get the attention of people around.

"Ahh you made it" you yelled happily looking back to a masked man with green hair and the four men behind him.

"Ready to have some fun" you laughed menacingly with your gun in hand.

You, the Joker and his henchmen walked about four steps backward. J held up his arm with a controller in hand. 

"If you don't give 2,000,0000 to my men in 1 hour, we will.... well what will we do.... oh blow ya up" he said psychotically laughing.

The teller nodded and ran into the back, everyone in the building was hidden under tables.

A henchman named Victor looked over to you and quietly said, " do you think she's getting the money or calling Batman"

"It doesn't really matter, if he comes we get a fun time, if he doesn't we get money" you said back. He nodded shyly.

Soon the woman appeared from the back, in a superhero costume, "you messed with the wrong bank"

"You gotta be kidding me, Gotham Girl? Is she even real" you said confused and rudely.

"Barely" J whispered back, not breaking his smile.

"Great" you rolled your eyes.

The girl shot something out of her hand, "she has fucking powers?" Victor whispered moving to the side. You heard a slight yell from the back but you thought nothing of it.

"Stop being a pussy" you said laughing slightly.

"J set it off" you yelled and ran to the door. He laughed as he ran to the door hitting a button. Suddenly a bang came from the side of the room, and then another. You were outside when you heard an array of sirens.

You looked down and sighed, grabbing J's hand pulling him into an alley. Victor and the other henchman, who's name you where to lazy to learn, followed closely behind.

"Sir we should get out of here" the other henchman said fearfully to J.

You looked to J silently agreeing with the henchman. He laughed to him self and pulled a gun out pointing it right beside the henchman's head, not directly in-front but still dangerously close.

He shot right past his head no doubt grazing his ear, if he would have jumped he would have died. "I'll go when I want to" he sing-songily said.

"What?" You asked, "you guys get out of here, I'll talk some sense into him"

He let them go to you surprise, "Jack come on we got to go" you said confused why he was still sitting on the ground.

"I can't..." he said breaking his Joker persona.

"What?" You said again, he unbuttoned a part of his shirt showing a large wound.

You gasped, " this can be fixed please get up if you can"

"Can it?" He laughed.

"Yes now get up" you said now yelling, hoping the cops wouldn't hear you.

He stumbled to his feet and wrapped an arm over your shoulder to hold him up. You walked him over to a car you had parked and placed him in the passenger seat.

His breathing was shaking but you believed it was because of worry not of injury. "Hey your gonna be fine" you placed a hand on his shoulder.

You got back to your large lair, if you will, and called for the minions to help. Victor came first, with supplies, then the other to help him in.

They gently placed him on the bed after you fixed up the wound. You sat next to him and sighed, you chest filled with guilt.

"I'm sorry I shouldn't of.... this was my job.... I should have attacked her before she shot" you stuttered.

"Surprisingly it's not your fault" he laughed through the obvious pain.

"Let me get that" you said pointing to his face, wanting to take off his makeup.

"Why thank you" he said as you walked into the attached bathroom and grabbed a wet wash cloth.

You slowly wipe off the makeup and turned on the tv, you grabbed two pairs of the few normal clothes from Jack's closet and handed one to Jack.

You laid down next to him slowly falling asleep.

Meanwhile with Henchmen

"I wonder if they act like normal when they aren't with people" Victor mumbled to Will, the other guard.

"I mean I don't hear gun shot" will said while throwing back a tequila shot.

"God our job is insane" Victor said throwing one back as well.