Joker Short Stories

•Night in•

Ok so this is the first one I wrote so  I'm sorry if it's bad I'm just trying to test out some stuff but plz give me feedback.
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"Jack?" You ask as you opened the door. You immediately noticed your boyfriend and his makeup.

"Ahhh fun day?" You said menacingly.

"Batman showed up before I could get to the vault, if he wasn't so fun I'd kill him" he said with his Joker tone.

"Yeah, I could've help today" you said.

"No, I didn't want you to, if they find out about you and me, then they'll use you as a means to get to me and I don't think either of us want that." He said quickly.

"You have to take that off" you said pointing at his face and changing the subject.

"I don't think I have to do anything" he said like a child, his joker voice wearing away leaving his average, normal voice.

You held out your hand to help him up, he took it. You pulled him into the bathroom and sat him down on the toilet seat.

You grabbed a wet clothe and slowly tried get off his makeup. Slowly but surely it came off revealing his scarred but handsome face.

"That's better" you smiled and kissed his lips softly.

He didn't say anything in response, he just slowly got up and grabbed some other clothes, more comfortable ones.

You laid down and flipped on the news, "The Joker attempted to rob the Gotham City Bank today but was stopped by..." the tv was interrupted by a large shoe being flung at it.

"Oh shut up" Jack said as his shoe crashed with the very expensive TV.

"That was expensive" you mumbled, "you could have just changed true channel"

"You too" he said jokingly pointing his shoe at you.

"Throw it big guy, I got heels in the closet" you laughed back.

Instead of throwing the shoe, he tackled you on the bed and snuggled next to you.

"Aww look big bad Joker is watching a rom com with me" you said poking at his chest.

"It's cause he looks like me..." he said pointing to the screen, "I mean we look exactly alike, minus the scars and the hair and the accent"

"Damn you're right" you smiled and ran your hand through his green hair.

"Can I Please go with you on your next robbery or anything" you begged.

"Y/N" he said looking away from the some how unharmed tv.

"It'll be fine I'll wear makeup and disguise my voice and I'll..." you got cut off.

"If anything happens to you, if Batman gets you, I don't know what I'd do with myself" he said softly, which sounded odd.

"Nothing will happen to me" you said touching his cheek gently.

"That's what I thought before I got these" he said and moved your hand down from his cheek to the scars not far below.

"Jack, I'll be fine" you say, your hand still on his cheek.

"Fine, but if you get so little as a paper cut, I swear to god" he said staring intensely at you.

"I know, I know" you smiled happily.

"Thank you" you said as you cuddle into his side. You reached for the remote to turn off the tv.

"I want to finish this movie" he said under his breath.

"Seriously?" You ask awkwardly.

"Yeah, it's okay" he said trying to hide the fact he enjoyed it for other reasons then the lead looked like him.

"Your a dork" you said frankly.

"Go to bed y/n"

"Fine"

This was the first one I wrote