ATEEZ (Imagines, Scenarios, AUs, and More!)

The Keychain (Kim Hongjoong)

Genre: Fluff
Summary: "No presents" Hongjoong had said for your dating anniversary, but you just couldn't help it!
A/N: So I literally came up with this idea this morning xD Don't ask me how, bc idek. Anyway, thank you so much to everyone who's stood by me through this past week or so with the... turbulent online interactions, and tysm for waiting so patiently for more of my writings. I promise they'll be up soon! In the meantime, here's a random, fluffy, super-duper short little one-shot for yall. Enjoy!

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You stroll lazily through the mall, your eyes scanning the displays and nearly popping out of your head every time you see the price tag. As you walk by one of the little trinket shops though, one of the keychains in the window catches you eye, and you pause in your tracks, taking a long look at it.

Slowly, a grin spreads across your face as you do some mental math. Technically, your hundredth day anniversary with Hongjoong is coming up soon... he said no gifts, but this, this is too good of a thing to pass up.

So five minutes later, you're walking out of the store, a little gift-wrapped box tucked securely in your bag.

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"Happy hundredth day, Hongjoong!" you laugh a few days later, pulling out the little box and holding it out with both hands. "A little anniversary present."

Hongjoong looks stricken with a mix of guilt and surprise as his hands fly up to cradle his face in shock. "Ah, baby, no! I didn't get you anything! I told you, no presents! Ahh!"

"It's okay," you giggle. "I just saw it and I couldn't help myself. I would have gotten it for you anyway~ our 100th day together was just another excuse to get it. Go on, open it!" you urge, thrusting the box closer to him.

Carefully, Hongjoong takes it from your hands, and slowly begins unwrapping it. "What is it?"

You hope your smile doesn't look as wicked as it feels as you say, "Just something that made me think of you."

Hongjoong, the trusting, innocent boyfriend he is, doesn't suspect a thing as he opens up the box – and nearly chokes.

Dramatically, he groans, "No~!" and collapses to the floor in a whining lump of flesh, his limbs waving around like a toddler having a tantrum. "Ah, baby, why? Why?!"

You can't answer – you're laughing so hard tears are streaming down your face, where they fall to the ground... right next to the little, yellow, minion keychain you'd bought him.

And custom engraved on the back?

KOREA BIG MINION.