Shrek stands up looking at him self in the mirror, ever since Shrek went on the crash diet after the divorce he has been ripped.
still something was missing in this green guys life, besides a decent internet connection, what he wanted most was a lover, someone he could trust, but who, who could keep his secrets, who could listen to him, someone who didn't just want him for his sexy ogre ears, but who?
Shrek decided to go on a dating app, yo. cause y not.... he found his stupid ex-wife who left him for dragon, he disided to leave the dating app, donkey killed himself and puss in boots is a Niko-human and runs a gay bar
this is him.......
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don't ask but I think I'm a furry now UwU
anyway....puss has a boyfriend, Shrek fell in love with someone but they rejected him for Gingy, "why did you leave me Barry bee" Shrek cried, 'its ok' Shrek heard a voice, "who is in meh SWamP!!!!!!!" Shrek yelled
'it's me, your best friend' Shrek thought for a while before realization hit him, his ex-wife's ex-crush...(who btw is obviously straight af) " Sir Justin Timberlake?" he said with a gasp 'Isa meh' Shrek gasped once more before bowing, "what do I owe da pleasure, sir straight af fam boi?"
'I am here to grant you 4 wishes!?' he said in a straight voice, "why 4?" Shrek asked 'because 3 messes with my fear of half of 8' "I hate all numbers but 1, goochi" Shrek replied 'k fam, u get 1 wish yee' he said with a shrug, getting his magic wand out "where did you get that?" Shrek asks 'harry potter' replied Justin "no I mean you pulled it out from behind you, and you don't have pockets? plus it looks a bit like something I've seen at puss's gay bar?" the straight male answered shreks question with a 'no homo' and everything was all goochi
'so what do u wanna wish 4' sir j.t asked "love" Shrek said holding back tears, he poofed a samich up from behind him, Shrek fell in love instantly, they lived happy ever after
PS, Justin Timberlake is puss's boyfriend....its not gay to top LOL!
