ok so this just turned into a bunch of randomness

welcome to hell, a guide for death's of sinners

Hello, if you are reading this it means you are a SINNER!

but it is ok to sin, because u have a guide on how to live in hell, by me your faithful friend the awkward goth kid...

step one, do not do the big sex, if you do have extreme sex it is recommended to use the appropriate acwitment...you can find these at your local sex shop. most likely next door to Walmart.

step two....don't be a dumbass pussy if ur in hell, ffs your not fooling anyone u fake ass bitches aka decoder...ya bitch!

step three...no one wants a normal conformist so do meth and put on weird makeup, don't forget to laugh at everything scary...so spooky 

step four.................................................homosexuality, because all of us lgbtq+ are going to hell, we may aswell fuck the same gender, or just dont fuck at all.........gender is bullshit anyway!

step 5 your gender and sexuality mean NOTHING... SO STOP BEING A HETERO NORM PRICK

step 6, dont eat the carROT soup, MELONY FRENCH IS ALLERGIC TO CARROT SKSKSKSKSK

step 7 if u dont know why ur in hell its probably cuess your ugly or have an alergy.....or short

step8 jesus loves nothing! satan is be daddy!

step 9, the fire is not the best to play in -_- dumbass

step 10...dont lick icecream ya pussy....BITE IT LIKE A REAL manly....BOIIIIII

step 11, repeat step 10

step 12 repeat step 11

step 13....666 IS NOT EVEN A SCARY NUMBER! I CALLED IT MYSELF AND IT WAS BILL NIE THE SCIENCE GUYS

step 14, u wanna be scared heres my mums number, she's horrifying 047879197* 

step 15 the number is my number and there is one number missing HAVE FUN GUESSING YA CUNTOX!

step 16 ...if u watch any anime ur going to hell

step 17, f ur asian ur smarter than everyone (this is a joke i'm half asian and i'm an idiot)

step 18, crack cocane, is on the second floor second floor spot b of walmart, for sophie lee

step 19 shrimp on the babrbi is not something i'v ever said ya bitch

step 20...i'm a pteradactel SCEECH

step 21 SPEEK IN MEMES TO YOUR DADDY!!!!