Josh was a cool dude. Everyone loved josh. Everyone wanted to either be with him, or be his friend. There was one problem, though. Josh had a tendency to brutally murder all of his friends.
Helga was ugly. Everyone hated her. She had no friends and no one wanted to change that. Helga was also a real witch and had a tendency to hex anyone who made her slightly angry.
These two people are pretty different, but as the stirs progresses you will see their love grow.
Josh was walking down the school hallway. He had the usually trail of students behind him. He opened his door to his math class and said nonchalantly, "sorry I'm late."
"It's fine josh," his teacher said angrily, "it's only the third time this week." The teachers did not find josh as charming as the students did. "We have a new student," the teacher continued, "her name is Helga."
"Hi," Helga said quietly.
That is the most attractive, beautiful, sexy girl I have ever seen, Josh thought.
Once lunch time rolled around, all josh could do is look at Helga sitting all alone. His "friend" jerry was trying to tell him about something stupid and josh stabbed him in the eye with a plastic knife.
Josh walked away from Jerry's screams and toward Helga. He sat down across from her and she looked up with an extremely surprised look on her face. Josh could feel the confused looks around him.
A fat kid that always tried to be popular named Charles walked over and sat down. Josh broke his neck.
"Date me," josh said to Helga.
"Ok," she replied.
That was when the police showed up.
