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20.

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The Gals🔥⚽️

pinoe🍾
WHO WANTS TO PARTY!?

ash🤙🏼
💥💥

kell🐿
YES PLEASE

harry💁🏼‍♀️
FUCK YES

alex💓
MEEEE!

rose🌹
why are we partying?

ash🤙🏼
do we need a reason?

pinoe🍾
fun?
pinoe🍾
celebrating a win?
pinoe🍾
friendship?

rose🌹
OKAY!

tobin
this is going to get out of hand as usual, isn't it?

pinoe🍾
of course
pinoe🍾
you in?

tobin
obviously

krieger👸🏻
DIBS NOT BABYSITTING!

kell🐿
don't worry kriegs
kell🐿
reeba will look after us

broon💪🏼
thanks for volunteering me kell!

kell🐿
anytime 😉

broon💪🏼
🙄🙄

press⚽️
can i come?

pinoe🍾
duh!
pinoe🍾
everyone on the team will be there

JJ💎
zach's taking me out sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️

alex💓
NO!

ash🤙🏼
jj you're the funniest drunk
ash🤙🏼
we need you

JJ💎
okay, firstly, fuck you 🖕🏼
JJ💎
secondly, i will see if zach will let me stop by 😏

alex💓
YAAAAAAS

pinoe🍾
sorted
pinoe🍾
LETS PARTY!!

mal💅🏽
question?

ash🤙🏼
yes you can drink

mal💅🏽
AWESOME!

tobin
only a small amount tho

press⚽️
and with supervision

harry💁🏼‍♀️
wow okay moms

mal💅🏽
still good enough for me!

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press⚽️
how bad will this party be exactly?
press⚽️
like will i get away with not drinking?

tobin
god no
tobin
you will definitely have to drink if you want to survive this

press⚽️
oh no

tobin
don't worry, i'll look after you 😂
tobin
just make sure to not accept any drink rapinoe gives you

press⚽️
why not?

tobin
because one glass of whatever it is will get you drunk nearly straight away

press⚽️
got it 😂
press⚽️
any other tips?

tobin
avoid kelley as she'll be extremely flirtatious
tobin
if sonnett asks you to do anything, say no as you may end up arrested
tobin
and don't play beer pong with alex cause she gets scarily competitive

press⚽️
this is going to be the weirdest parties i've ever been to isn't it?

tobin
oh 100%
tobin
but there's no going back now
tobin
welcome to the team!
tobin
i'll pick you up at 8:00 😉

press⚽️
and who said i was going with you? 😏

tobin
sorry
tobin
i just assumed

press⚽️
i'm joking tobin 😂
press⚽️
see you at 8:00 ❤️

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other worms😘
OKAY LISTEN UP LOSER
other worms😘
tonight you're asking out the girl of your dreams, got it?

kelley
allie
kelley
how many times have we been through this
kelley
i'm not in love with you

other worms😘
i mean, you are, just face it
other worms😘
but it's not me this time
other worms😘
it's alex!

kelley
what??
kelley
i'm not in love with alex!
kelley
you're in love with alex!

other worms😘
wow...
other worms😘
not proving me right there at all kell

kelley
shut up.
kelley
how do you even know?

other worms😘
cause i'm a genius
other worms😘
plus it's obvious
other worms😘
everyone knows

kelley
it's not that obvious, is it?

other worms😘
you stare at her with them dumb puppy dog eyes
other worms😘
it's cutely disgusting

kelley
shit do you think alex has realised?

other worms😘
god no
other worms😘
she's just as oblivious as you
other worms😘
but thats going to change tonight!

kelley
why? what are you going to do?

other worms😘
it's not what i'm going to do
other worms😘
it's what you're going to do 😉

kelley
i don't like the sound of that

The next morning...

other worms😘
i said make a move on alex!
other worms😘
not emily!