Bad pick up lines(Stenbrough texting AU)

I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me instead?

Billyboi: I HAVE A PROBLEM

Noodle-head: what?Who is this?

Billyboi: I said ¨ I HAVE A PROBLEM¨ 

Noodle-head: OK? What is your problem? 

Billyboi: I lost my teddy bear :(

Noodle-head: ?

Billyboi: Will you sleep with me instead?

Noodle-head: nope

Billyboi: aWe

Noodle-head: Who is this?

Billyboi: I cant tell you who I am! what if your like some 80 year old man.

Noodle-head: Well im a 15 year old boy but close, and im gonna guess you are five because you still sleep with a teddy bear. 

Billyboi: heyyy, Im 15 to! And that was a dare.

Noodle-head: A dare really?

Billyboi: Yeah my best friend dared me to text a random number. Your the lucky fella! 

Noodle-head: We can agree to disagree on 'Lucky'

Billyboi: ouch that stung

Noodle-head: oops 

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