Billyboi: Is your name google?
Noodle-head: Nope its Stanley Uris.
Billyboi: Because your everything im searching for.
Noodle-head: That was also terrible.
Billyboi: :((((
Noodle-head: Is this an everyday thing now?
Billyboi: YUP
Noodle-head: wHy
Billyboi: until I make you smile! >:)
Noodle-head: And how will you know that I smiled?
Billyboi: You can send me a photo! or face time me,or even just reply with ¨:)¨
Noodle-head: And why is making me smile so impotent?
Billyboi: BECAUSE- wait whats your middle name?
Noodle-head: why?
Billyboi: Just tell me.
Noodle-head: Harris
Billyboi: Harris awe thats cute ANYWAYS-BECAUSE Stanley Harris Uris even though we have not been talking for long, and are friend ship started because of a dare. I enjoy your company. And one day hope I can have the HONER to make you smile.
Noodle-head: :-'( yoU mAdE mE shEd a TeaR
Billyboi: GOOD
Noodle-head: lol
Billyboi: what are you doing?
Noodle-head: Study with my friend Eddie,how about you?
Billyboi: About to go on a date, Jane and Richie are helping me ¨Not look homeless¨ as they say.
Noodle-head: oh cool.
Billyboi: yeahhhh
Noodle-head: Who is Richie and Jane?
Billyboi:
Billyboi: THATS US
Billyboi: They took my phone but yeah thats them.There my best friends,Whos Eddie?
Noodle-head:
Noodle-head: Thats Eddie,Hes kinda falling asleep lol
Billyboi: Finn says he wants his number lol.
Noodle-head: Lmao ok its,86075468X9
Billyboi: Ok well I gotta go, date time! talk to you later!
Billyboi: Bye!
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Bad pick up lines(Stenbrough texting AU)
Romance¨Your pick up lines are terrible¨ ¨You know you love them¨ ¨Sadly¨ (character rights go to Stephen King) (BoyXBoy)