Bad pick up lines(Stenbrough texting AU)

Mamma's boy

Stan gripped his luggage tightly;taking out his phone to text Bill. 

Noodle-head: Hey we just got off the train,WERE HERE!!!

Billyboi: I know I see your cute noodle head silly!

Stan lifted his head and looked around.He did not see Bill anywhere. 

Noodle-head: Where are you Billyboi!

Billyboi: Why do blind people hate skydiving? 

Noodle-head: wHy?

"B-because it scares the h-hell out of their d-dog" Stan heard a voice from behind him.

He turned around to be faced with the one and only Billyboi. A smirk across his face. They both walked to each other,hugging. "Your jokes are even more terrible in person". Stan spoke as they pulled apart. A huge smile on his face. "S-shut up!" Bill spoke with his stutter. Stan already loved hearing that cute stutter.

Eddie, Richie,Bill and Stan all said their hellos. Then heading out to the car. They put Eddies and Stan's luggage in the back of the car. Bill sat in the passenger seat. Stan,Eddie and Richie in the back. Eddie being in the middle. "Mom, this is Stan,Eddie and you already no Rich..sadly." Bill said. 

"That one stung Billiam!" Richie exclaimed,making everyone chuckle. "Hello boys,im Mrs denbrough! Im so excited to meet you! So is this cutie pie!"Mrs denbrough explained while ruffling Bills hair. "MOM stop you embarrassing me!!"Bill muttered. Me and Eddie thanked her for letting us come. Before I knew it we arrived at a house I guessed was Richie's. 

We unpacked are stuff and thanked Mrs denbrough for the ride."You boys stay safe and no silly business. Ill call you in the morning Bill. No party's,no drugs,no alcohol and no girls. Be respectful!Are you sure you guys dont just want to stay at our house Bill?" Mrs denbrough said worried. "Mom we will be fine and we already talked about the rules."Bill exclaimed. "Ok..ok..Love you!"She said."Love you to"Bill gave her a kiss on her cheek. "Want one from me to Mrs denbrough!"Richie yelled from the the door. Bill just flipped him off. Mrs denbrough just chuckled,waving at the boys before driving away. As we walked inside the house I looked at Bill. "Who knew Bill denbrough was a mamas boy." I said. He rolled his eyes with a smile and lightly shoved me. 

A/n YES they have finally met,sorry for the short chapter. oooOOOoHH things are gonna start to get interesting. Also if I were to right an internet AU book. would you want it to be about Wyatt or Jaeden? vote in the comments please!