Billyboi: Wait-what do bees make?
Noodle-head: Uh honey?
Billyboi: yEs deaR?
Noodle-head: That was terrible.
Billyboi: Really?THAT CAME FROM MY HEART!(totally did not see that on Instagram)
Noodle-head: what do you want stranger?
Billyboi: I want to know what my new internet best friend looks like!! send a picture of yo self.
Noodle-head: no way! have you ever heard the,'do not send pictures of yourself to people on the internet' rule!!
Noodle-head: your. a. stranger.
Billyboi: Hello! my name is William Denbrough,But I go by Bill,only close friends call me Billy. And lastly I love to draw.
Billyboi: There you go! now you know me :)
Noodle-head: You know now I know all this stuff about you I could track you down and murder you.
Billyboi: Are you going to?
Noodle-head: Nah
Billyboi: Good! and its not like I gave you my address.
Noodle-head: Still
Billyboi: Now you tell me about you.
Noodle-head: Nope.
Billyboi: Come on, cant I at least no your name.
Noodle-head: Nope.
Billyboi: I guess ill call you noodle head forever!
Billyboi: Noodle head!
Billyboi: Noodle head!
Billyboi: Noodle head!
Billyboi: Noodle head!
Billyboi: Noodle head!
Noodle-head: Stanley
Billyboi: Noodle head!
Billyboi: Noo-WAIT
Noodle-head: ...
Billyboi: so your name is Stanley!
Noodle-head: Yup
Billyboi: I wilL calL yoU StaN the MaN
Noodle-head: NO
Billyboi: TO LATE! STAN THE MANNN
Noodle-head: ugh.
Billyboi: So Stan the man,Can I know what you look like now?
Noodle-head: Sure!
Billyboi: Really?
Noodle-head:Nope.
Billyboi: DANG, what if you show me a picture of yourself, Ill do the same.
Noodle-head: fine, if it will make you shut up.
Billyboi: YAY
Noodle-head: One imagine sent to Billyboi
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Billyboi: wow
Noodle-head: wow?
Billyboi: YOUR CUTE AND I GET WHY YOUR USERNAME IS NOODLE-HEAD NOW
Noodle-head: Thanks I guess?
Billyboi: lol
Noodle-head: your turn
Billyboi: One imagine sent to Noodle-head
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Noodle-head: Thats so not you!
Billyboi: what! yeah it is.
Noodle-head:LIES now im scared you might actually be an 80 year old man.
Billyboi: Thats me and im 15!!
Noodle-head: Thats some teen model for Walmart or something.
Billyboi: THAT IS ME!
Noodle-head: hahaha so funny, if thats really you then send a selfie.
Billyboi sent two imagines
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Billyboi:^^^There are two more photos of ME.
Noodle-head: wait, thats really you.
Billyboi: YES
Noodle-head: oh
Billyboi: it not my fault my friends take very good photos lol
Noodle-head: what the heck your like a model!
Billyboi: Hahaha not really, my girlfriend and friends just takes very good photos lmao.
Noodle-head: You have a girlfriend?
Billyboi: Yeah her name is Bridget shes really cool.
Noodle-head: cool I guess, gtg bye.
Billyboi: Bye, talk to you soon Stan the man!
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Bad pick up lines(Stenbrough texting AU)
Romansa¨Your pick up lines are terrible¨ ¨You know you love them¨ ¨Sadly¨ (character rights go to Stephen King) (BoyXBoy)
