Saying im sorry is the same as saying I apologize, except at a funeral.

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Trashmouth: Found Bill, hes now at my place. were all safe and set,your probably sleeping.

 Stan sighed in content as he read the text the next mourning.  

Noodle-head: Thank you so much Richie. 


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Billyboi: Saying im sorry is the same as saying I apologize, except at a funeral. 

Noodle-head: You cant joke your way out of this. 

Billyboi: Im so sorry,about last night.

Noodle-head:I forgive you,but why were you out partying and getting drunk? And alone?! that so dangerous.!

Billyboi: I just felt sad.

Noodle-head: Why?

Billyboi: My girlfriend cheated on me. I just felt stupid for not knowing. 

Noodle-head: You are not stupid! if anyone is stupid its her. You are so wonderful, you and your bad pick up lines. She did not deserve you. 

Billyboi: Thanks Stan that means a lot.

Noodle-head: No problem

Noodle-head: Just promise next time your feeling sad you'll talk instead of partying? Theirs people all around you that care.

Billyboi: Promise.

Noodle-head: :)

Billyboi: WAIT-ARE YOU SMILING RIGHT NOW!? did I make THE STAN smile :)))

Noodle-head: maybe >:)

Billyboi: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Noodle-head: Your such a dork.

Billyboi: but im your dork.

Noodle-head: Sadly.

Billyboi: ;)


A/n comment and vote! I might post again tonight lol. 


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