Trashmouth: Found Bill, hes now at my place. were all safe and set,your probably sleeping.
Stan sighed in content as he read the text the next mourning.
Noodle-head: Thank you so much Richie.
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Billyboi: Saying im sorry is the same as saying I apologize, except at a funeral.
Noodle-head: You cant joke your way out of this.
Billyboi: Im so sorry,about last night.
Noodle-head:I forgive you,but why were you out partying and getting drunk? And alone?! that so dangerous.!
Billyboi: I just felt sad.
Noodle-head: Why?
Billyboi: My girlfriend cheated on me. I just felt stupid for not knowing.
Noodle-head: You are not stupid! if anyone is stupid its her. You are so wonderful, you and your bad pick up lines. She did not deserve you.
Billyboi: Thanks Stan that means a lot.
Noodle-head: No problem
Noodle-head: Just promise next time your feeling sad you'll talk instead of partying? Theirs people all around you that care.
Billyboi: Promise.
Noodle-head: :)
Billyboi: WAIT-ARE YOU SMILING RIGHT NOW!? did I make THE STAN smile :)))
Noodle-head: maybe >:)
Billyboi: MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
Noodle-head: Your such a dork.
Billyboi: but im your dork.
Noodle-head: Sadly.
Billyboi: ;)
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Bad pick up lines(Stenbrough texting AU)
Romance¨Your pick up lines are terrible¨ ¨You know you love them¨ ¨Sadly¨ (character rights go to Stephen King) (BoyXBoy)