The Skyrim x Reader Trash Bin

First off I want to say (you dont have to read keep scrolling)

Wow you actually read an authors note, look at you! I'm so proud, my little Rieklings.

Now down to business.

Things I will do:

-Write mostly as a female character, just take it as it goes man. You want a special chapter, I'll get you, but tElL mE

-Any, and I mean, any, character that you request. Even if I hate them, I'll still do it because supply and demand

-fluff. Nuff said. Maybe not NSFW, but I'll get fluffy on y'all

-oneshot requests, give me your plot, I'll give you a shot....of cringe

-Matchups, because I'll take the clout for it. If that actually catches traction's I'll detail how I want your submission formatted

-preferences, they're quick and easy to work on in my free time.

-headcanons, all the weird ones too

-I will post gifs as a visual, and memes are essential

-I will post unfinished chapters so you can stay updated and see that I am working on it, keep up and distract yourself while I get to your favorite characters

-I will keep the preferences, matchups, and oneshots in order by what they are, so chapters may move.

-I will try to keep a consistent schedule of updates but I can't promise anything. Life happens

-I may do the same oneshots with different character temperaments if I have the time and the creative prowess/work ethic. We have to have variety.

-on occasion because I write better to music, I'll pinup the song I looped for an hour to write something, immerse yourself pretties

Things I will NOT do:

-any sort of plot that makes me uncomfortable,
(Ex: rape, misuse of things to be put in orifices, I'll let you know if it's too far)

-Rp. Sorry my brioche baby, I'm here to type my wrists into destruction.

-if I can't get a grasp on what you're asking for in a submission, I'll give you a one day period to reply and if you don't I'll throw it out 🤷‍♀️. What can I say I'm impatient when it comes to tRaShY aRt. Let's face it, this can and WILL be a dumpster fire

-Put your name in a requested oneshot. I will shout you out for the suggestion, but let's let everyone in on the little party here. Susan, you can't have Erik the Slayer all to yourself, he's a precious boy that must be dispersed...like fine butter

-Put up with sass. I don't have to take your WhIte GoLd CoNcOrDaTs. If you didn't like the way I posed your suggestions then 🤷‍♀️ write it yourself man.