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retweeted by chansbabygirl

chansbabygirl: sounds like someone i know @/oifelix

oifelix: LiKe mAte sTOp PrOcrASTiNaTIng

[skz group chat]

oifelix: sOUnDS LiKe sOmEOne i knOW wow very subtle

chansbabygirl: subtlety is key my main man

ilovedark: who are you and what have you done with my boyfriend

jeogiyonoona: gEt AWAy fRoM My bOyFriEnD

ilovedark: bRUH WTF HE'S MY BOYFRIEND

leeknowyaknow: don't worry changbin it's a dan and phil reference

ilovedark: who?

leeknowyaknow: jisung no

jeogiyonoona: jisung yes

leeknowyaknow: i don't know why but that made me slightly weak at the knees

jeogiyonoona: but you're lying down

leeknowyaknow: tHAT DOESN'T MEAN MY KNEES HAVE ANY RIGHT TO BE LESS WEAK THAN THEY DEEM NECESSARY

leeknowyaknow: #weakkneerights

imfinethankyoua: what the actual fuck minho

leeknowyaknow: get it trending

imfinethankyoua: i'm going to just ignore him for a bit

leeknowyaknow: oH YOU'RE IGNORING ME ARE YOU?!

imfinethankyoua: yes

leeknowyaknow: hA YOU RESPONDED YOU AREN'T IGNORING ME

savagemaknae: why is he being such a shit today

leeknowyaknow: wHo GaVe yOu tHe rIgHt tO Use sUCh LaNGUaGe

savagemaknae: I'M AN ADULT IN AUSTRALIA NOW AND CHAN AND FELIX SAY I CAN USE SWEAR WORDS

imfinethankyoua: CHAN WHAT DID YOU TELL THIS BOY

imfinethankyoua: JEONGIN I FORBID YOU FROM USING ANY SWEAR WORDS

savagemaknae: FUCK YOU

imfinethankyoua: what was that

savagemaknae: ...

savagemaknae: heck you

notwonpil: not as rewarding as resolving world peace but definitely in the same category

jeogiyonoona: hun i'm horny

notwonpil: m E ? !

jeogiyonoona: nOPE THIS IS NOt- aH

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