oifelix: fELIX THAT'S NOT HOW THE TERM CLOWN WORKS YOU CAN'T JUST THROW IT INTO A SENTENCE ALL WILLY NILLY
chansbabygirl: oh?
leeknowyaknow: omg guys we're gonna be famous
jeogiyonoona: *total drama island theme plays*
leeknowyaknow: THIS IS WHY I'M MARRIED TO YOU
savagemaknae: ew y'all are married?
jeogiyonoona: WE ARE?!
hyunjinsgiggle: but guys *hairflip* how can we *hairflip* possibly *hairflip* be more *hairflip* famous *hairflip* than we already *hairflip* are?
imfinethankyoua: i'm sorry i couldn't read that through all of your non-existent hair
savagemaknae: oOohhhOoOo yOu teLL hiM HyUnG
notwonpil: it wasn't even that good?
savagemaknae: yeah *nervously tucks hair behind ear* it like wasn't even that good
hyunjinsgiggle: jeongin what the fuck was that??
jeogiyonoona: it was my *slides fingers slowly through dark locks while winking one chocolate brown eye at camera* acting debut
oifelix: i don't usually do this but i would really like jeongin removed from the chat right now
savagemaknae: oh but daddy
leeknowyaknow: okay literally no one has said anything for the past 5 minutes... how do we deal with this?
chansbabygirl: if stays are my babygirls then that makes me your...
ilovedark: da...dDy..?
chansbabygirl: yes?
ilovedark: oH SHIT MOVING ON
notwonpil: nothing is better than killing stays with the promise of a new album
imfinethankyoua: hyunjin please collect your man
hyunjinsgiggle: but i don't want to...
hyunjinsgiggle: *whispers* he scares me
notwonpil: i heard that
hyunjinsgiggle: aH FUCK gotta dash bYe
jeogiyonoona: well guess we know who tops...
savagemaknae: nah they switch
leeknowyaknow: oH
imfinethankyoua: WAIT HOLD UP HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
savagemaknae: uuuhhh *sweats profusely*
savagemaknae: woojin, why is your name @/imfinethankyoua? what happened to the rest??
imfinethankyoua: well ya know how twitter usernames can only have a certain amount of letters? i just tried to write 'imfinethankyouandyou' but that was too many letters so i was like 'ah fuck it' and just left it as is.
chansbabygirl: my goodness that was a whole gosh darn novel
oifelix: felix, have you ever even read a novel?
ilovedark: he's read me
imfinethankyoua: what is that even supposed to mean??
chansbabygirl: i feel like you shouldn't have asked
ilovedark: spreads me out, opens me up-
savagemaknae: OKAY LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M LIKE 2 YEARS OLD I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS SHIT FROM MY HYUNGS
notwonpil: can't we just have like a normal conversation??
notwonpil: IS THAT SO HARD TO DO?!
hyunjinsgiggle: the only thing that's hard right now is me
notwonpil: omg hyunjin shut the fuck up
notwonpil: and ride me
hyunjinsgiggle: AND I OOP- SKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSK
notwonpil: uuuuhhh actually no
savagemaknae: let's chop off his dick
hyunjinsgiggle:
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savagemaknae: who am i kidding, he's probably into that kind of thing
hyunjinsgiggle:
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savagemaknae: i fucking hate being right all the time
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hey guys so it's been a heck of a ton of a while and i'm sorry...
even though i don't reply to them all, your comments make me laugh so much and make me so happy! 💕💕
