imfinethankyoua: sUCH DISRESPECT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
hyunjinsgiggle: honey, you've got a big storm coming
oifelix: oKay BuT YOu gUyS dOn't UnDErsTaNd hOw sTrEeeEeSSfuL tHaT WaS
chansbabygirl: yeah well we all lost our fucking minds when you burst into the room yelling "fuck y'all hIDE THE COPS ARE COMING"
hyunjinsgiggle: I SPILT MY TEA FOR THAT
hyunjinsgiggle: MY L**TON PEACH ICED TEA
ilovedark: you- what you don't need to censor yourself across text
notwonpil: wHO ALLOWED THIS BASIC WHITE GIRL TO ENTER THE CHAT
hyunjinsgiggle: fOr YOuR InFOrMatIoN THiS bASiC WhItE gIrL iS YOur fUtUrE hUbBy sO yOu bETtEr shUt yOuR BUbBLe GuM DUmB DuMB LooKInG ASs tHe fUcK uP
savagemaknae: do you ever think about all those unsolved mysteries and how the people could still be alive right now, watching us and tracking our every move?
jeogiyonoona: ALL HAIL THE WATCHER
leeknowyaknow: this is literally all jisung has been watching for the past week...
ilovedark: cALLED oUt
notwonpil: i read it in a canadian accent like 'called OOOOOOT'
chansbabygirl: like jisung's brother
leeknowyaknow: bRiAn
leeknowyaknow: mm family dinners are fun
jeogiyonoona: he's not my brother?
imfinethankyoua:
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jeogiyonoona: how dare you hit me with my own meme
savagemaknae: hIt yOu WiTh tHat
chansbabygirl: gAy SHIT
ilovedark: that's not even the right reference..?
chansbabygirl: oh yeah?! sAY THAT ONE MORE TIME AND IMMA BE CONVINCED YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT MAN FOR ME
jeogiyonoona: guys i'm locked in a closet
leeknowyaknow: come out of the closet
leeknowyaknow: hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
leeknowyaknow: wAIT HOLY SHIT YOU'RE LOCKED IN A CLOSET HOW?!
jeogiyonoona: y'all locked me in here as a joke and then forgot about me
jeogiyonoona: iT'S BEEN A WEEK GUYS
jeogiyonoona: i'm sTILL IN PARIS
oifelix: omfg
chansbabygirl: i hope you find a way to ba-GET out of there
imfinethankyoua: felix-
imfinethankyoua: that was a HECKIN GOOD PUN BUT YOUR BROTHER IS LOCKED IN A CLOSET
jeogiyonoona: guys IT'S DARK IN HERE
ilovedark: i love dark
notwonpil: as the name implies...
imfinethankyoua: oKAY WHY DOES NO ONE SEEM TO CARE?!
leeknowyaknow: I'M ON MY WAY HONEY
jeogiyonoona: hi on my way honey
leeknowyaknow: okay scratch that- you can stay in the cupboard
jeogiyonoona: oKAY BUT THE COUPLE STAYING HERE HAVE REALLY LOUD SEX
savagemaknae: is that a problem??
jeogiyonoona: wHAT?!
jeogiyonoona: omG JEONGIN
jeogiyonoona: they're s t r a i g h t
savagemaknae: OMG WE NEED TO SAVE HIM THE POOR BABY NO ONE NEEDS TO GO THROUGH THAT
oifelix: okay jisung we're coming
jeogiyonoona: wow man keep that kind of stuff to yourself i've already heard that enough just chilling here
oifelix: oKAY WHO VOTES WE LEAVE JISUNG IN PARIS IN A CUPBOARD
imfinethankyoua: me
leeknowyaknow: me
jeogiyonoona: *gAsp* my oWn HuSbANd
ilovedark: me
hyunjinsgiggle: me
chansbabygirl: me
notwonpil: me
[savagemaknae changed strGay kids to jisung's closet in paris]
jeogiyonoona: i want to ba-GEt out of here...
chansbabygirl: that's my boy
jeogiyonoona: OI I'M OLDER YOU CRUSTY BOGAN SPORK
chansbabygirl: bY oNe DaY yOu iMmaTuRe cLosEtED fReNcH bOi
jeogiyonoona: when i come back imma make y'all the bEst french toast ———
i wrote this while i was trapped in a cupboard at school. i just crawled in for fun and then my friend locked me in and forgot about me. so-
anyway, sorry it's been a while but this book has been getting so much attention and i just want to say THANK YOU SO MUCH!!💕🥰
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