Tere Vaaste Zindagi

🤔🗨 THINKING 💬🤔

Munna Kya hua Sant Baba Shree Sameer Maheshwari Ji...? 😄😄 Ab Aap itne chaanv se Yeh Ghatiya si Film kyun dekh rahe hain...🙄

Sameer Ahhh...ab maine kaha dekhi kuch bhi bol raha hain...😮😮

Munna Abe Saale Pagal kisi aur ko banana muje nahi...😏 Jabse Woh Kissing scene aaya hain teri Nazar hat hi nahi rahi thi TV par se...😅
Mujhse zyada to tujhe maza aa raha tha dekhne main...😆😆 Aur Puri film main tera muh khula hi tha...😄😄

And Sameer smiles shyly...😋😋

Munna aaye haaye humara Sameer to Sharma gaya...😅😅 Kabhi Aisi movie dekhi hain kya Bhabhi ke saath...? 😜

Sameer Immediately said - Dimag Kharab hogaya hain kya tera 😣 2 din pehle humari shadi hui hain aur tu aisi Ashleel film dikha ne ki baat kar raha hain...😵😵

Munna Acha woh sab haqeeqat main kare to problem nahi 🙄 Aur sirf film dikha ne ki baat kar raha hoon to itna bhadak gaya...😏😏

Sameer Woh sab haqeeqat main matlab kuch samjha Nahin...🤐

Munna Abe zyada na sidha bane ki koshish mat kar...😅 sirf main hi hoon yaha mere saamne kaisa sharamana 😄😄

Sameer Are par main sach main nahi samjha ki tu kya kehna chahta hain...😳

Munna Acha Suhagraat ke din Nahin kiya woh sab kuch...😜😜

Sameer Kya...😤😤

Munna are wahi jo Har Pati Patni karte hain...😍😍

Sameer Tu sidhe se bata raha hain ya Nahin...🙄🙄

Munna Are *** yeh 😶

And Sameer get shocked...😵😵

Sameer Pagal hogaya hain kya - kuch bhi bakwas kar raha hain 😮

Munna Bakwas? Isme bakwas kya hain 😣 yeh to har koi karta hain 😏

Sameer haan par Fir bhi...😷😷

Munna tu to aise bol raha hain Jaise ki tune kiya hi nahin...🙄

Sameer Haan to maine kuch nahi kiya hain Naina ke saath...😣 Infact maine to abhi tak use ache se kiss tak nahi kiya hain...😥 Yeh sab to door ki baat hain...😒🙁

Munna 😲😲 yeh tu kya bol raha hai

Sameer haan sahi keh raha hoon woh actually Naina abhi tak mere sath uncomfortable hain isilye maine kuch nahi kiya...🤕

Munna uncomfortable hain to kya hua ek baar hojaye ga na fir comfortable hojaye gi...😍😍

Sameer Nahi yaar main koi Zabardasti nahi karna chahta uske saath...😇 jab woh puri tarah se ready hojaye gi tab sochuga...☺☺

Munna tu na sach main pagal hain...🙄🙄 Abe yaar teri shadi ho chuki hain shadi...😏 Mard ban Agar Bhabhi mana kare to Apne Andar ke Sher ko Jaga...😈😈

Sameer tu chup reh tujhe pata nahi Naina ke jab Main pass aata hoon to kitni darr jati hain woh...😔

Munna to darr ne de? Isme kya hua...🙄 Biwi Hain woh teri pura Haq Hain tera us par...😍😍 Tu jab chahe jo chahe woh kar sakta hain samjha na...😏😏

Sameer yeh to galat baat hui na Biwi Hain to kya...😣 uska bhi Haq Hain pura agar use mere saath comfortable hone main thoda time lag raha hain to lag ne dena...😇

Munna Kya lag ne de? Aise to Agar Zindagi Bhar Naina Bhabhi tere saath comfortable hui hi nahi 🙄 to kya tu bina Suhagraat manaye hi upar chala jayega...😤😤

Sameer Tab ki tab Dekhege filhal muje is topic pe koi baat nahi karni hain...🙄🙄

Munna Woh sab Chod ek baat bata Kya tu nahi chahta ki tu bhi woh sab kare jo abhi movie me Dikhaya 😍

And Sameer lost in his not so Masoom thoughts...💭

Munna Bol...? 🙄

And Sameer shyly nodded his head in Yes...😚😚

Munna Oye hoye to fir tu bhi chahta hain na Ki tera kamra phoolon se saja hua ho...⚘🌷 Chaaron Taraf Khushbu Hi Khushbu Aa Rahi Ho......😚😚 Aur Itne Main Bhabhi Aati Hain Tere Saamne Hot Si Koi Saree Pehen Kar...🔥🔥 Aur Tu Unhe Dekh kar Ekdum Shocked Ho Jata Hain...😗 Fir Dheere dheere karke Bhabhi Tere Paas Aati Hain Apne Haathon Main Doodh ka glass Pakad Ke 🍶
Aur Fir Bade Pyaar se Kehti Hain - Suniye Na Zara Yeh Doodh Pee Lijiye...💞💞 Aur fir tu woh Doodh ek saans main pee jata hain...😜 Fir Tu Bhabhi ko apne godh main uthaye ga aur dheere se unhe bed par sulaye ga...😙😙 aur fir to jo bhi karna hain woh to tuje pata hi hain...😻😻

And Sameer just kept looking Munna blankly...😮😮

Munna Huskily - Ab bhi tu nahi chahta ki yeh sab kuch haqeeqat main ho...💞💞

Sameer said while sulking - Chahta hoon Munna 😥 Main bhi chahta hoon par yeh sab kuch possible Nahin Hain....😤😤

Munna possible hain Mere bhai Tu ab Shadishuda hain aise darne se kuch nahi hoga...🙄 Mard ban ke dikha Agar Bhabhi na Mane to Unka haath kaske Pakad lena...😚😚 Fir tu dekhna Bhabhi khud ba khud tuje woh sab karne Dengi 😜

Sameer Yaar woh to muje kiss tak karne nahi deti yeh to karne dene ka Sawal Hi Nahin...💭

Munna Acha to pehle tu kiss se shuruwat kar fir dheere dheere karke baat aage Badha na...❤❤

Sameer par Woh manegi kiss ke liye...? 😶😶 I mean humari arrange marriage hain love marriage nahi use thoda time lagega na adjust hone main...😷

Munna bhaad main jaye arrange marriage Shadi chahe jo bhi ho jaisi bhi ho Keh Laye to Aakhir baad main Pati - Patni Hi Jate hain na...🙄

Sameer Haan woh to hain....😔😔