Shitty jokes you've heard a hundred times

Dare

A group of lung diseased people were smoking outside the hospital. They had this cup, where they would spit out the stuff that came out of their lungs.
"If anyone dares to taste that shit, I'll give you a hunny." A man placed a dare. Another man then took the cup, and drank everything in it with one sip.
"Eww man, here's your money, but you didn't need to drink all of it!"

"I know but I wasn't able to cut it."