A tame grizzly bear escaped from the zoo. Later that day, a professional animal capturer was called to an old lady's house. The bear had climbed up into a tree in her backyard.
The man of the job, arrived with a shotgun, and a big dog. He explained to the old lady how the situation would be solved.
"I will climb up, wrestle with the bear and drop him down. My dog will then target the testicles of the bear. That will make the bear completely give in, and make him submissive towards me, and I will take him back with no effort." After this explanation, he hands the lady a shotgun.
"And why do I need this?"
"If it so happens, that I fall down, not the bear, then shoot the dog."
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