Twinsies

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A redneck man went to bar. He saw a pretty woman sitting alone, and made his move.
"Uhh, sorry man but I'm a lesbian." the woman turned him down.
The man had never heard such a term.
"And what do a lesbian do? " the man asked still hitting on the woman.

"Um, I drink beer, watch sports and eat pussy."

"Ok now, damn! Turns out I'm a lesbian too!"

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