Shitty jokes you've heard a hundred times

Cutebeans

Three men were stranded on an island. A tribe captured them. The leader told the men:
"You have 30 minutes to pick up three fruits, and bring them to me."

The men went on and picked the fruits.
The first man returned with three lemons.

"Now put them in your ass, if you make a sound we will cook you, and eat you."

The man was able to put the first lemon in his ass, but the second time he accidentally whined, and the tribe put their threat to action.

The man went to heaven, and soon the second man came too.
"How didn't you survive? I saw you picked up beans! That should've been easy!"

"It was, but before I could put the third one in, I saw the last dude returning with watermelons and I burst out laughing."