(Time skip to day time)
I wake up and slowly and carefully got out of bed. I look down at Alucard and cant help but smile, he was laying on his stomach with his hand under his head. So I got my phone and took a picture and posted it on twitter. The post read when you get smashed to hard, under the BlackHuntress. #NoLifeQueen #BitchesLoveCannons #CrimsonFuckrIsNowMine #Conquered. I looked at the post for a little while longer and saw all the comments going off. Like, nice going, or way to go. But then i saw Integra comment and say Maybe you could keep it down next time. I chuckled to myself quietly and got dressed waking up the stairs. Once at the top of the stairs i walked to the rec room where we were holding the orientation. I pushed open the door and walked into the room full of French men and Seras. As I walk over Seras jumps onto me and drags me down to the floor with a classic hug of hers. The French men behind us all gasped with delight as Seras was stuck in my cleavage. Seras please get out of my boobs, it's mighty uncomfortable, and you know what Alucard would say. I said. She untangled her legs from mine and was able to get up, then one of the lovely french men helped me up. Je vous remercie I said.(Thank you). Tu parles francais? He asked(You speech french). Oui je parle beaucoup langues I replied( Yes I speak many languages). He blushed and turned away. Then Integra walked into the room. Good evening gentlemen, you are here under contract and are to guard this this establishment, may it be from people or those of mystical persuasion.She informed. The men started to laugh and I just rolled my eyes. As you see before you are two types of vampires. She said. The men just looked at Seras and I and started to laugh even more. I think they are laughing at us She says. I turn and look at the men, choosing my victim carefully. I cleared my throat and said Si tu veux garder tes couilles, je cesserais de rire maintenant I threatened(If you want to keep your balls I would stop laughing now). They looked at me and then continue to laugh. I look intently at the man with the glasses all the way to the left and then i snapped my thumb and middle finger, making him spontaneously combust. The men started to scream in horror, as bit and pieces of the guy flew everywhere and blood covered the walls. I fell on the floor laughing psychotically. Integra just looked at me with disapproval. What he isn't staying dead." I said getting up and snapping my fingers again having all the bits and pieces come back together and make the poor soul that was the man that I had blown up. Yah putain rire a nous maintenant chattes(yah fucking laugh at us now pussies)I yelled making them jump back in fear. Then Alucard fazed through the wall, and said Hey kids what to see a dead body! Ei bine, dragostea mea au făcut-o, dar aș putea să vă arăt dacă vreți. I replied( well my love they just did, but I could show you if you want). He blinked not understanding that I knew romanian. But he shook his head yes, i snapped my fingers again and made two guys explode and then unexplode. Esti plina de surprize dragostea mea He murmured( you are full of surprises my love). I smiled and ran up to him jumping and rapping my legs around his waist. Ce zici de noi, avem două rânduri, este lumina zilei și mă obișnuiesc. I whispered in his ear lustfully (How about we go have round two, it's daylight and I'm getting tired). He chuckled and we started to faze through the floor and down to the basement were we proceeded to have round two of are get together last night.
