Eternity

Betty

After we got to the safe house Pip and Seras left to get food for Pip, leaving Alucard and i alone. I heard you and the police girl talking. Alucard whispered in my ear. I blushed and looked away from him even though I was on his lap. He then got even closer to my ear and said I love you too. Then his phone started to ring and ruin the moment for us. Say it. Alucard said Fuck you! I heard Integra yell over the phone. After you say it. He smirked. Your really going to force me on this? She quizzed. I'm at half mast i need you to say it. He joked. Fine. You were right! She stated. Alucard laughed/moaned. Jump up your own ass and die!! Integra yelled as she hung up the phone. Houston we have no problems Alucard said as I slowly relaxed into his chest. Suddenly Anderson busted into the door and started a fight with Alucard. Then he through a bayonet and pinned a plane lease to the wall. The Lord has given you filthy heathens a passage of good will, a small private Vatican jet, now if you would be so Christian like to ship your sorry pail asses out. Anderson demanded. I don't know what funnier the fact the Vatican roped you into helping us or the fact you haven't seen what i did to the statue of big J. Alucard laughed. We all laughed as we flew away looking and the big sigh Alucard put on the Jesus statue.

Time skip to the meeting with the queen

We can't get the banner to canna down must be a constrictor knot.

We walked down the hall to the queen's chair room. I dread this day. What do you mean you forgot the song? Alucard Barked at Pip. No just take my phone and hit random, no just take my phone and hit random. Alucard demanded. Pip hit random and we busted open the door and walked into the song I'm a Bitch. It did not work, It did not work. Alucard whined as we walked up to betty. Is that Betty, O Shit that's Betty? Alucard said as he Killed her guards and walked up to Betty. Well Well Well if it isn't Ally, your skin is still just a soft as i felt it on my own. She said. You know it. It reminds me when I use to keep you bed warm during the blitz He replied. Those were better days, I was younger more beautiful then. She cooed. O shut up i would still wreck you like Diana He swaggered. She chuckled and said you know just what to say to moisten me up. Reggie screaming in the background I can never have sex again. I took two steps forward and formed into a man in his late 30s, roguishly handsome with a long black trench coat and a deep smooth voice. Is that the way you talk to another man in front of your late husband. I boasted as I walked up to both of them. Betty looked like she was ready to have a heart attack and Alucard was extremely confused. I grabbed Alucard by his coat and kicked him out of my way. I chuckled darkly and took Bettys hand and kissed it lightly. Alucard got up quickly And who do you think you are? he questioned. Then Integra hollard at Alucard you can not speech to his highness that way show some respect. I turned to him and smiled, flashed my eyes at him and turned them back to blue and stood next to my wife. I appreciate you taking care of her while I was away, I can not stay long but I just needed to be here for one last meeting, they have returned. I stated boldly taking my place next to my wife. You right let's not dwell on the past, instead let's focus on the past. Alucard replied and began to tell his story. Then Schrödinger's cat busts through the door and struggles to get a small screen to play correctly. After switching it to video one the fat pig of a major popped on the screen. I growled loudly filling the room, along with Alucard laughing his ass off because the major was so fat. Then the major started to monologue about how he use to work for the Vatican, and what not and so forth. It was no surprise to me because all humans are worthless pigs that need to be slaughtered. Then there was something about a Nazi army and some other bull shit I wasn't really interested about. If you cant tell I can't stand there voices, all they do is drone on about self sacrifice and bla bla bla. There sacrifices are false hope that are sure to come to a bitter end, me, I'm the true ending. I gave up a true sacrifice and paid the price and these pigs sicken me when they think they are doing the same. Finally they stopped talking so much and Schrödinger started to pester Seras with cute babies and Alucard shot him in the face and Seras broke the tv and we could finally leave. I waited till everyone left to really talk to Betty. I've missed you so much she cried as she jumped in my arms. I know my love but like I said I can't stay the war is still going on and you are in danger if i stay, but I will always love you. I'm not mad you slept with Alucard, we are but humans and have special needs, I still love you forever more. I swooned as I kissed her passionately and began to walk away. I walked through the door and returned to my normal self. You are going to regret kicking me you know. Alucard said in front of me. That was my wife you were talking to, I thought you would have a little more respect than what you did and you didn't so you deserved it. I pouted. Your not mad because i banged your wife are started to do a swan dive down because I could not take anymore of that woman's singing. She started to shoot us you. Alucard joked. No I'm not, we were different people then and we are together now, i swear it's different. I replied Good then let's get going we are going on the black bird into the middle of the ocean. Alucard said. Okay. I replied and we were on are way.