Shots fired from the penthouse sweet from the top floor. The initial team has not reported back leading officials to fear the worst. Officials believe the room contains two British women and some Ozzy Osbourne looking motherfucker.
I was licking my lips when Alucards phone started to ring. Yellow He answered. What did you do? Integra asked on the other end. Alright but you can't be mad at me. He said. What did you do? She repeated herself. I was minding my own business. He said. Bull Shit! She screamed. But I was. He whined. Okay so what happened whilst you were minding your own business? She sassed. Well you see I was chilling in my room like a baller and these schmucks kicked down my door and one of them yelled out get on your knees; and I responded with I'm not your mother last night. And they took exception to that. But you know how that song and dance goes. And I killed all but one of them. He explained. And what happened to the last one? She questioned. Pussed out like a bitch. He chimed. Silver lining I can cancel my room service. He joked. You have been quiet for like a long time like five minutes, oh I know why your angry. It's because we went to brazil, isn't it. He said as he was chewing on the corpses of the police officers. Alucard can you put the police girl on the phone? She asked. You want to talk to Alright then. He replied. He then yelled at Seras about Integra wanting to speak to her and me and him walked out of the sweet. You go and get them baby and make it extra gory for me and then ill meet you at the top with Seras. I cooed and walked on my way to the top of the building. Jesus Christ I love you! He yelled and proceeded to kill everyone in the hall. Making my way up the stairs I finally reach the top of the building and sit crossed legged on a piece of rubble. After a few explosions and some gunshots Seras joined up here and we started to talk waiting for Alucard to show up. She set her cannon aside and asked me a question i know she has been dying(Lol) to ask me. How did you know my master was the one? I turn and look at her and smile sweetly. At the time he was the only one who had any dignity and stood up to me, he looked me in the eyes and I knew then that he had to be mine; it was just getting the courage to see him again. Then I thought I lost him forever that night I walked all the way to his village to find out he was dead. I cried that day as I walked away from that village and made my new home elsewhere. My point is, don't let opportunity pass you by because you may not get that chance again I did and I thank Satan for it everyday. I monologue. She just looked at me with awe and had hearts in her eyes. I won't. Was all she replied with. By this time Alucard had finally appeared with Alejandra with him. I'm not use to seeing this much of my own blood anymore, could really use a drink right now. The mans got magic cards and magic hands. Alucard gasped. Tell me Alucard are you a betting man? The dandy man asked. I believe that is your shtick. He replied. I want to make a bet with you vaga punto I'll end you life with one hand. The Dandy Man mocked. I'll take that bet. Alucard challenged. Now hit me with your best shot Alucard screamed. Then began a long battle I slowly lost interest in because he was wasting all of his precious blood. He could have ended it a long time ago but he just loves to play around. Then the battle ended and Alucard drank all of his blood to retrieve the plans from the baddies. I got up and swaggered my way over to Alucard and slapped him. Shocked he just stood there as I walked past him and bent down and cupped up a handful of his blood and drank it slowly. Such a waste I hummed as blood ran down my chin. Then Pip showed up in a chopper to pick us up.
