Avengers Parent Series (Teenage addition) (Discontinued)

Sibling bickering

Only applies to Tony and Clint :)
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Tony

"Mom! Peter's breathing too loud!" You yelled walking into the living room where your mom sat with your dad and Morgan
"Peter stop breathing" your dad said
"Tony!" Your mom scolded
"Moooooom Y/N called my girlfriend a man!" Peter yelled walking in after you
"Your what?" Your dad asked
"Jesus fuck what girl has the name Mj? Like Michael Jackson or something" you said rolling your eyes
"You have a girlfriend!" Your dad yelled
"She's really nice if you get to know her" your mom beamed
"You knew!" Tony exclaimed "you're grounded and forbidden from seeing Michael Jackson or whatever his name is"
"You little shit" Peter sneered
"Shit!" Morgan repeated
"Peter!"
"Its was Y/N"
"Start running before I squash you like the bug you are"

***

7:15, exactly 5 minutes before Peter woke up to get ready for school. You grabbed your towel and quietly made your way to the bathroom, passing Peter's room on the way. As you heard his alarm you dashed to the bathroom slamming the door in his sleepy face

"Daaaad tell Y/N to get out of the bathroom!" Peter whined
"Should have woken up earlier then drama queen" you laughed
"She's going to use up all the hot water!"
"Beauty takes time!"
"Then why do you look like a monster"
"Why do you look like what's on the bottom of my shoe"
"Hey hey you two, she woke up first Pete, she deserves it" your mom countered
"But it's my birth right to get everything first! I am the first born!" Peter said
"Peter"
"Dad, a little help"
"Sorry kid, the tribe has spoken"

***
Your mom called in a family meeting. On her hip was Morgan who seemed ashamed of herself as you and your dad and brother filed in and sat on the couch in front of your mom

"Okay, now that you're all finally here, who taught Morgan a bad word" your mom asked
"Nicky not it" Peter yelled
"Childish" You said rolling your eyes "I havn't been around Morgan"
"Ask Jarvis" Your dad suggested
"He said the person threatened to replace him with Siri if he spoke" your mom said making you giggle "Sorry was that funny?"
"No mam" you quickly replied
"It was probably Y/N, she swears the most" Peter pointed out
"Honestly you have always been my least favourite sibling" you shot
"Why? Cause you're always in my shadow?" Peter smirked
"I'm taller then you genius" you said rolling your eyes
"Can I punch her?"
"What you gonna punch? My knees?" You snickered
"Say goodbye to your nipples!" Peter yelled

"Enough!" Your mom yelled "who taught you the word Morgan"
"Daddy" Morgan said
"Ha! I'll take my apologies in cash thanks"

Clint

You had called a family meeting just a few minutes later in absolute fury. Your family sat in the living room waiting upon your arrival. You stomped into the living room holding a quiver of arrows in your hand and a bow

"Took you long enough big foot" your brother said rolling his eyes
"Shut up pesent, you are in the presence of me" you said shushing him "Now family, I presume you are all wondering why I called you here"
"Yes, I have a call in 10 minutes so if you could" your sister said
"With who" your dad asked
"Doesn't matter!" You yelled hushing them

"Last night I came home with 24 chicken nuggets. I had 2 and since then I've had none. I woke up this morning to enjoy my nuggets to find 4 left. Who did it" you asked simply

Everyone shook their heads

"So if no one ate them, how can you explain 22 nuggets growing legs and walking out of the fridge!?" You yelled
"You're making a noise ass-
"Language"
"So I'mma ask again- next wrong answer is getting an arrow to the head" you threatened
"You wouldn't dare" Your dad challenged

You loaded the bow, aiming and shooting it right next to his head

"And I don't miss daddy" you smiled
"No one did it drama queen" your sister said
"One of you did it! Or was it you Nathaniel- probably gummed my shit down" you said pointing to the giggling baby on your mom's lap
"Okay! This is insane! Clint go buy your daughter some chicken wings-
"Nuggets!" You corrected
"Those- we all know you did it" your mom said getting up
"What- no!" Your dad corrected
"Then explain the sauce on your pyjama top" your mom asked

Your dad sighed and grabbed his keys

****

Your dad had called your sister and yourself down to the barn. Where he had you put apples on your heads and stand against the wall and not move. You were confused until he picked up his bow and arrow and aimed it at you two

"Uh uh- move or make a sound and the bow might hurt you" your dad said "now, who's responsible?"

You and your sister both looked at each other in confusion before looking at your dad

"Spill the secrets, now" he said slowly
"Dad we should never-
"Y/N held a party here the week you and mom left"
"Violet!"
"She even kissed a boy!"
"I never!"
"Who knows if she had sex"
"Oh it's on! Violet has a boyfriend!"
"At least I'm attractive enough to snag someone"
"You snore, your feet are as big as this house and you chew like a camel what's attractive about that?"
"Y/N let us watch Fifty Shades of Grey!"
"You promised not to tell about the party as long as I let you and your boyfriend play 7 minutes in heaven with us!"
"I did no such!"
"Who knows maybe you two had sex in there"

Clint stood open mouthed as he watched you two spill the darkest of secrets

"ENOUGH!" He yelled
"Baby the bill wasn't addressed to the right family- What is going on here?" Your mom asked
"Dad is trying to kill us!" You and Violet yelled at the same time running into your mom's arms
"Clint!"
"You should have heard them! Y/N had a party! Violet has a boyfriend- they're probably not even virgins-
"Clint! How could you say that about your own daughters!" Your mom shrieked
"Laura I swear they were outing themselves now" Your dad said
"I'm hurt dad" you said clutching your chest
"Ouch dad" violet repeated

Your mom scolded your father for such wild accusations before sending him to the dog house while he made you and your sister some hot chocolate

***

You never thought your baby brothers affection and affirmation would matter so much to you guys until today. Your mom and dad were out shopping the whole day so they left Nathanial in your care. You and your brother and sister were currently arguing about who Nathanial liked more

"He likes me more cause he automatically has to look up to me?" Your brother said
"Ha who'd wanna become a 35 year old man still living on his parents farm?" You shot
"Yeah, plus we're much stronger then you" Violet added
"No you're-" you grabbed your brother's arm, twisting it making him whine "okay okay! Fine"
"Pussy" you mumbled
"Okay, let's let Nathanial chose" Violet said
"And how do you presume we do that" you asked
"Whoever he crawls to will win"

You agreed on the rules and set Nathaniel on the floor and walked away. As all three of you began calling him he began to excitedly crawl toward all three of you. Not knowing exactly where to go until he crawled into your arms

"See, older kid wins!" You said before a spoon full of mash potato's flew in your direction

You eyed your sister and brother before setting Nathaniel safely in his crib and beginning a food fight. As the food was slung you hadn't noticed your mom and dad come in until a shriek was heard

"WHO COVERED RHE BABY IN CARROT MASH!" Your mom yelled

All three of you dropped your weapons and pointed at each other

"Not me!"

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Yee yee. I honestly tried to make it as funny as possible but I got lazy in some

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-Ray🤪