They find out their contact name

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by duhitsray

by duhitsray

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Steve
"Com'on Y/N change it" your dad said
"No, it's my phone dad" you said
"What will your friends think of me when I call you?" Steve reasoned
"Shouldn't matter" you shrugged
"Come on babygirl" he smiled
"Not a chance daddy" you smiled back

"What is all this bickering for?" Your mother asked setting the groceries on the counter
"Y/N won't change my contact name from America's ass" Steve whined

tony
your dad asked you to call him using your phone. so being the lazy butt you are you just gave him your phone and told him to do it himself

"i looked under "d" and i didn't find "dad"" your dad said
"oh yeah- your name is under s" you said casually
"s for what?" your dad asked
"stark original" you said

your dad blinked for a second, letting it sink in before clicking the contact and going on about his day

thor
"God of thunder? is that the best you could come up with?" your dad asked
"what? would you rather it be dad?" you asked
"no!" he bellowed "something more original and out of the box?"
"point break?"
"no! stark calls me that"
"strongest avenger?"
"too obvious" he smirked
"i don't know then..." you said "how about dad of thunder?"

your dad looked at you before a smile broke out on his face
"i love it!"

natasha
"Y/N" your mom said sitting next to you
"yeah, what's up mom" you said turning the tv down
"i wanna ask you something- and please be honest with me...." she said
"okay you're freaking me out mom" you said slowly
"who is daddy?" she asked
"who is daddy?" you repeated confused
"yes, on your phone. i saw the contact name and-

before she could continue you began to laugh hysterically in her face

"i don't see how this is funny"
"well i do- call me" you said
"okay?" your mom said now confused. she called you and you put your phone up to show her
"you're daddy"

clint
"honestly out of all of my kids- this is the one contact name i actually like" your dad nodded
"i thought you'd like Hawk dad" you smiled
"of cause i like it!"

doctor strange
"why can't you be normal for once" your dad sighed
"are you normal?" you asked
"no"
"well then normal people have normal kids" you countered
"yeah but can't you just put my contact as "dad"?" he asked
"no, it stays magic finger or nothing"

bucky
"i don't know doll won't people think it's weird?" your dad asked
"my father has a metal arm and my uncle can run faster than a train. nothing is weird for me" you said
"but imagine the look on their faces when fridge magnet arm calls you"

Wanda

"I kinda like it" your mom smiled
"Really?" You asked
"Yeah, momma whip your ass has a ring to it" she laughed

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