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Just trust me

Harry: Hey Ron, have you seen Ginny? I think she took my invisibility cloak. I've tried sending a potronus, but she won't answer. Help?

Sophie: Umm.. Sorry. I think you have the wrong number...

Harry: Oh I'm sorry! We were just playing a game with my.. kids.. and we have this blanket called an invisibility cloak for fun although it's not actually invisible and a potronus is what we call a phone call. Sorry again.

Sophie: Wait. Is your name Harry?

Harry: Excuse me? How the heck did you know that?!

Sophie: Harry. As in Harry Potter? Your REAL?!? I'm a HUGE fan!

Harry: Of course I'm real. How do you know who I am?! Are you a witch/wizard???

Sophie: Nope. I'm an elf!

Harry: Right. And I'm a demigod.

Percy Jackson: No, I am!

Harry and Sophie: Who are you?!?!

Percy Jackson: I am Percy Jackson. Son of Poseidon. Retriever of Zeus' Lightning Bolt and Hades' helm of darkness. Surviver of the Sea Of Monsters. Retriever of the Golden Fleece. And a whole lot of other stuff that will take WAY to long to write. Who are you two?

Harry Potter: Well. I'm quite boring compared to you, but I'm Harry Potter. A wizard. I defeated Voldemort a bunch of other evil death eaters. Yay. (I actually love HP more than PJO even though it doesn't sound like it right now)

Sophie: YOU! BORING?! The Harry Potter is NOT boring. I am the boring one. Oh, and Percy. I guess your kind of cool. I've heard of you a few times. I think I read your series once or twice. I'm a boring ELF while your demigods and wizards! NO one is cooler than that.

Spider-Man: I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Sophie: Shut up Peter. Nobody cares.

Spider Man:😢

Tony Stark: NOBODY INSULTS MY SON LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sophie:  Sorry Mr. Stark

Spider-Man: Thanks Dad.

Tony Stark: Don't call me dad.

Spider-Man: Sorry Mr. Stark.

Harry Potter: Anyone else confused right now?

All: Nope.

Harry Potter: Right... I'm going to go now...

Percy Jackson: Yeah, I'm fighting a HellHound right now and should probably focus. Bye.

Sophie: Okay! My boyfriend's calling! Bye!

Tony Stark: You kids

Spider-Man: Bye Mr.Stark!

That was weird. And really bad. Sorry for that one pour soul who is confused about everything because they didn't read/watch one of those series. If that's you, stop reading now and catch up. Now. Bye guys!!

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