Sarcasm

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//this one is more on the humorous side.//

//summary- Ranpo is sarcastic and Poe takes it the wrong way. (Just a Drabble)//

The two were sitting on the couch, each doing their own things. Poe was typing away on his laptop, humming thoughtfully. Ranpo was sucking on a lollipop, his head on Poe's shoulder.

"Do you love me?" Poe asked out of the blue. It had caught Ranpo by surprise. He thought for a moment, "Hmmmm.... no." His tone was playful and sarcastic.

Poe stopped typing, the room growing awkward with tension. Poe had begun to tear up, "B-but... I thought you loved me..." Ranpo was about to reply when he caught the tears in his beloved's eyes.

"NONONO SHIT! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC AND JOKING. I PROMISE I LOVE YOU!!" Ranpo had forgotten how sensitive Poe was to these kind of jokes. He set his laptop aside, embracing the author in a tight hug, "I was joking, but I promise I'll never make those kind of jokes again."

"Promise?"

"Promise. Oh and— I love you."

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