CRACK FIC What happens at Deku's Place😋- A baku/katsudeku story {COMPLETE}

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    Bakuhoe's POV

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   Oh no...I woke up the next morning feeling a bulge in my pants and a dry yet sticky substance between my legs. Did I just have a wet dream in HIS bed! Omg, what is up with me. I don't remember dreaming about anything. I looked down at my feet seeing Deku sound asleep on the floor. I had made a stain on his bed...Shit! What even made me horny like the hell?! I put the sheets inside of the washer being sure to be quiet. I changed my shorts and cleaned myself up. I tried to put it past me my choice to make breakfast. 

    /Time skip brought to u by cook kacchan/

    That nerd is a very heavy sleeper. He has been sleeping all morning and I'm nearly done with breakfast. He hasn't even gotten up to use the bathroom or anything. I don't why I am making US food. My initial intention was to cook my breakfast, but suddenly two eggs turned to four and one pancakes into two. I mean I wasn't gonna eat it all so why not? It's not like I like the nerd.

    I was mixing the salt and pepper into the eggs and suddenly realized my face was heating up and my heart was pounding. Yeah right! As if I'd like that nerd, that's the dumbest thing that has ever come to my mind. But why does he make me feel this way, I feel bad when I hurt him now...especially after yesterday. Ugh, I don't like being like this, shitty hair is the only one I'm supposed to tolerate not Deku.

    Izuku's POV

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    I groaned as I rose from my deadly uncomfortable position on the floor. Ruffling and playing in my bed hair whole I struggled to maintain I steady stance. I got up too fast and felt incredibly dizzy. In the distance, I could hear faint sounds of the clanging of metal against metal. I assumed Kacchan was cooking, no I knew...I knew the way his delicious food smelt like. I couldn't wait but I was really tired. 

    I made my way over to my bed that Kacchan had laid in and slept in last night and noticed the absence of my sheets. Hm? I wonder why they are gone..surely Kacchan wouldn't have anything to do with it. Whatever! I'm tired. I fell asleep right then and there. 

    Suddenly after being sleep for a few minutes I was woken up to the sound of someone sitting at the foot of the bed. And to the smell of...KACCHAN'S BREAKFAST! I was hungry at this point, breakfast time honestly passed but he knew I'd want it I'm sure.

    "Here ya nerd! D-Don't think we friends or nothing now!" He spoke with such a gentle yet firm voice. I decided to ask about the absence of the sheets while stuffing my face full of grits. 

    "Hey, Kacchan...what happened to my sheets?" His face heated up and he dropped his fork he was eating his last scoop with. The loud clanging sound of the metal against metal leaving a ringing tone in my ear. 

   "I-I um... I don't know what y-you're t-talking about Deku..." He was shaking in front of my eyes scratching his head nervously. I knew he was lying and I knew he knew as well. I got this feeling that if they were to be anywhere maybe the washer. That would be weird if they were but it wouldn't hurt to try. 

 I walked up and pranced over towards my washer hearing Kacchan's slow and violent footsteps behind me. I could feel his anxiousness from in front of him, what was he hiding from me? I put my hand on the lid and lifted it slowly. I turned my head to face Kacchan...I wonder what he was thinking.

 Bakuhoe's POV

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  Shit shit shit shit shit shit! I just realized I didn't not only not start the dryer...but I didn't even start the fucking washer. I guess my thoughts must have been elsewhere, but watching him about to find out about this makes me embarrassed. I don't get embarrassed but for some reason, he has been shaking and weak in my knees. Flustered to the fucking max. He lifted the lid and noticed the wet spot I created during the night. 

  "Kacchan...you still wet the bed...? Why didn't you just tell me?" His face deadpan and hard to understand if he meant what he said. 

  "THAT'S I-ISN'T WHAT IT IS I-IDIOT!" I burst out hands at my sides gripping on my pant pockets.

  "THEN WHAT THE HELL IS IT KACCHAN!" Since when did that innocent broccoli curse! I tried to avoid answering his question by just dodging it. 

  "What is what y-you should be more specific. It could technically refer to anything..." I was fidgeting the tip of my toe while playing with my calloused palms.

  "I AM REFERRING TO THE DAMN STAIN ON MY BED SHEETS!" He looked angry but remained with a deadpan facial expression. He gripped the sheets tighter in frustration. I stood where I was and chuckled lightly watching Deku tapping his foot with his hand on his hips and the other still maintaining the grip on the sheets.

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