CRACK FIC What happens at Deku's Place😋- A baku/katsudeku story {COMPLETE}

🧢12-Deku, do you miss me?🐧

    Bakuhoe's POV

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    I woke up earlier than Deku per usual. We weren't up all night this time so we ended up waking up during the actual morning and not the afternoon. It was roughly 10:00 when I had awakened. 

    I decided I'd go make some breakfast for the two of us assuming Deku would awaken soon, which he generally did. I walked to the kitchen wearing of course just my boxers. Once I began cooking I realized I could have maybe worn a shirt because the bacon in the pan was popping and stinging my chest. 

    While I was putting the food onto each plate I felt someone kiss my cheek. 

   "Good morning Kacchan," he spoke as I could tell by his voice he was still in the process of waking up.

   "Morning Deku, sit at the table I'll bring the food," I was cleaning off our chopsticks that'd we'd use to eat.

   "What's on the menu?" he asked me as he pulled out his chair quietly and sat down. "Bacon, eggs, and pancakes," I replied as I pulled out two glass cups from his cabinet. 

   "Sounds nice~," I smiled and so did he. Sometimes nothing would happen for us to just smile at each other, it'd just happen. Goddammit, I love him so fucking much!

   "What do you want to drink?" I asked him while holding up two jugs for him to choose from. Orange juice or water. 

   "I'd like water," he responded. 

   "Ya damn health freak," I poured our drinks and brung them and the chopsticks to the table. 

   "Itadakimasu~," we both said as we began to eat our food. It was very silent so I assumed Deku was enjoying the food. He generally would talk his ass off.

   "Is it that fucking good you nerd?!" I asked as I chuckled lightly underneath my breath. His reaction was priceless. His face was bright pink, yet not red. His eyes were wide and his cheeks were filled with food making them look chubby. His chopsticks paused midway into his mouth. So adorable, how did I get so lucky?

   "Haha, you don't have to answer it's just that you're awfully and surprisingly quiet. I just assumed you liked your dear Kacchan's cooking," I giggles as I looked down towards my plate. 

   We continued to eat in silence as we enjoyed the rest of our food. I had done the dishes and then we both decided to tale a nap because we both were still tired. 

   /time skip/

   Beep! Beep!

   I woke up to my phone going off yet again. I had an incoming call from shitty hair. Well dammit! this better be good if he's calling me and not texting me like normal. 

   On the phone:

   Shitty hair- Bro can you come over like now! ALONE! I got something we have to talk about private. 

   Me- Yeah yeah!

   I hung up on him and received a message with his address on it. Ugh! I got out of Deku's grasp around me. Luckily it didn't wake him, and when I was done getting dressed I went to him to kiss him on this forehead. 

   As I got in the car I sent a text to Deku letting him know where I'm headed. I then text shitty hair to let him know I was on the way. 

   I started the car, pulled up the directions, and drove off. 

   Once I arrived at his place I knocked on the door to receive an almost immediate answer. I watched the metal knob turn quickly to be greeted by the hedgehog. I opened my mouth to say hello, but before words came out I was suddenly yanked into his living room on his couch. 

   "What the FUCK was that man!?" I growled folding my arms over my chest. 

   "Sorry man! But look...I think I might like Denki..." His face was flushed and he was fidgeting with his fingers. 

   "Who's that..?" I was confused and lifted my eyebrows whole now relaxing my arm. 

   "Fucking Pikachu man!" He was starting to get frustrated and anxious. 

   "Ooh~ How about we map it out then?" I suggested, trying my best to help my best bro. He seemed very conflicted at the very moment. 

   After hours of mapping out his emotions towards Pikachu, we both decided he should get to know the guy more, being that we've all only known each other for a year...except for me and Deku. That way it would give him tome to figure out how he feels. 

   I felt a vibration in my pocket. That must be Deku. We had texted earlier but he started cooking dinner so he had to temporarily leave.

   Deku: Hi Kacchan I'm bck. I didn't make dinner for u bc I assume based on how late it is u will be there tonight. 

   Me: Yeah, ur right it's like 11 p.m

   Me: Did u finish eating yet

   Deku: Yeah I did I turned my phone off while I went into shitty hair's guest room after I told him goodnight. I laid down in the bed in my boxers and pulled my phone back out. 

   Me: Oh okay! Ily!

   Deku: ily2 bby

   Me: So wyd now?

   Deku:...

   Me: Deku~

   Deku: Nothing Kacchan!

   I knew he was lying to me so I decided to call him.

  "Deku~ What are you doing?" I demanded. 

  "Nngh," I heard him moan into the phone. 

  "Dirty Deku! Are you masturbating?" I held back my laugh and whispered the last part. 

  "You must miss me~," I teased hearing him sigh on the other end. 

  "K-Kacchan, I'm sorry~ And um yes...I am," He struggled to release his words.

  "How about we do this over text Deku~ I'm still at hedgehogs ya know," I said. 

  "O-Okay Kacchan," Then I hung up.