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zZ 1won
Iwuz.yawn.pins&needles2dey: ii Pyned&Needled.mii.wey.innline...then.ii
pinned.&needledmyself- - -
bow.ouw.wouchwowch...
whi.did.ii.do.dat???
zZ 2
fewtoomany!
itz.aah...nnnudder.dey.in...da.
nnnayboring.hood...
whoe.is.mee. . .ooHh.is.mii.
zZ knock3timexz
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ii.herd.assong.2dey...
it.went.lik.dis...whatta.wanderful.wunderfilworld...WoW...wunderfullofit....ii.just.stubbed.mii.twinkletoes...
&now.itza.big.toe.twunker.
BIG.bwoo&bwite!!!all.over...ii.doe'n't.want.dis.kindda...
ATTENTION!...ii.sir...saw.weey.
zZ 4onthefloor
OhMghee...ii.hear.fwum.da.
gwapeVine...is.gud4U...
shall.twii.it...
neXtThyme...tyme...time...(note2swelf)
.i.tink.mii.aunglesh.is.getten.bitter.Oui?
...bettr...
zZ 5alive
eekgad...da.goingz.on.in.dis.woyld...
EarF.isza.funny.pwace.alwight...
ha.ha.ha.ha.heehaw...
ii.taught.ii.saw.a.stawr...itwas.goldy.hawn...then.kurt.russelled.threw.da.leaves.
a.bitty.birdy.twold.mii...
tweetied.mii.bout.it....
ii'm.yur.regULeR.joEkStirred.in...
dis.guy...you.guise!...
sooO...doughnUt...Take it2 hart...
ii'm.weally the weal.loosey.in.da.skiiez.
wif.DiaAmondS...
zZ 6pickupstix
Guess.whatii.buy.atta.superb.markit. yesTurDey....
it.awmost.kwost.mii.an.awm'in.a.leg...
ii.had2sqwamble.wif.a.few.
kwazykuss.tum.murs...
luckily.it...only.
kame2 - - - zzZerrRooH!
zero...thats...$0dollars...&...00realeggscents...
CAUSE.ii.did'nt.bwuy.dem...
ii.just.threw.two.of.em.into.dare.hands.... . . all.sqweemishedup...
wuz- - - fwee.4mii.(hehe)
zZ 7theaven
ii'm a kiddykat in my schellSHIPbub...but.that BEING said...
when.i'm.out.&.abowt...i'm.yor.
average.joe...onecoolkat.
zZ 8ball
Timber!...itz.kimberlake2.da.wesque...
...itink?
zZ 9oclock
Yung&WesLes...an.engwaging.
dynamo.duo.
zZToP 10
Shoppin'...ZimZimZeares...aaah.
a.trippy... ... ... thret.to...
awl.storeds...a.favwit.pwace.
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