short imagines + one shots about 70s and 80s rock bands, as well as characters from "the dirt" and "bohemian rhapsody" some preferences too!
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nirvana
kurt : this one's to end racism *shoots basketball* *misses*
kurt: bro i had a dream we fucked
dave: bro it's just a dream
kurt: i'm not gay i wouldn't fuck you
dave: you wouldn't?
kurt: i mean unless you want to
kurt: hey loser, say KID backwards
krist: dik?
kurt: hahahahhahah that's gay
guns n roses
steven: hey, hey!
duff: shhh, the baby's sleeping!
steven: *whispers* sorry
duff: what's up?
steven: *really quietly* there's a fire
izzy to the band: alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. i'll go first. i hate you
axl: hey babe, happy one year
stephanie: i'm 27
slash: i have a banana peel on the ground and i'm gonna see if it's really slippery like it is in the cartoons *slips and falls on the floor hArD* waahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
reporter: how do you keep your pants up while performing, it's incredible!
axl:
reporter:
axl: belt
axl: you have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say can and will make me BUST A NUT
duff: dad look it's the good kush!
gilby: this is the dollar store how good can it be
axl: i want a church girl that go to church AnD rEAd hER biBLE
duff: two shots...of vodka *pours almost half of the bottle in*
axl: if you put your fucking hand on me imma fucking rip your face off bitch
