Homecoming Queen (Such a Shame, Shame, Shame)

Pillow-Zoned

~I officially ran out of Homecoming Queen lyrics for chapter titles..... ONWARD TO MORE MUSICS!~

"Bam! It's Ryan open the door! I BROUGHT BEER AND ASTRO!" Rikki snorted awake and sat up, wincing and groaning before shoving Bam's hands off her hips, waking him too.

"Dammit why does Dunn ruin everything?" Bam groaned, walking to the front door, Rikki grumbling and grabbing a bottle of pain pills before knocking back three and an entire glass of water. "Hey guys, what goes on?"

"We're bored."

"And we have roaches in our apartment so we left." Astrid said, shivering as Ryan shrugged.

"And then we come and visit the human cockroach. Have you seen his room?" Bam punched Ryan playfully and waved them inside, Ryan throwing him a beer as Rikki walked out of the kitchen.

"Ow ow fuckity ow fucking fuck!" She shouted, hand on her back. "Oh yeah, bring beer after I take the pain pills, thanks guys." Rikki groaned and sat down, wincing when her back touched the couch. "You know what? I don't give two shits if you get embarrased. Get over here and let me use you as a couch cushion." Rikki said before standing and shoving Bam backward onto the couch, leaning against him again.

"Okay, what did you do?" Ryan asked, Bam speaking for Rikki.

"She got a boo-boo from the skate ramp. And when I say boo-boo I mean impaled with a stick." Bam motioned to the dish rag on the coffee table with a dismissive wave. "It's cool, I fixed it."

"With a dish towel?" Astrid questioned, Bam shrugging.

"Well she stopped bleeding, I'm not a doctor." Bam argued, Rikki watching the TV quietly between yawns. "We were fucking sleeping until you showed up." He stated, Ryan holding up his phone.

"For the record, I called you ninteen times and you didn't answer the phone once." Rikki chuckled and looked at Ryan, who was now out of his chair and waving the phone in Bam's face, Astro laughing on the couch as the two of them fought over it. Bam snatched the phone and threw it across the room, Ryan punching him on the head. "If you broke that you're buying me a new one." He stated, ignoring the phone and sitting back down on the couch. Bam shook his head and turned to the TV, the last inning of a baseball game on screen.

"It's sunday Bam, I thought today was your favorite day to go to the bars." Astro said, Bam shrugging.

"Nah, I'm not really up for that today. Besides, I have beer and TV here." Ryan raised an eyebrow, Rikki looking at Bam with a confused expression too. "What?"

"Who are you and what did you do to Bam?" Ryan said, Astro putting her hand on his forehead.

"He doesn't feel like he has a temperature."

"Maybe he had a stroke." Rikki suggested, Bam frowning.

"Ha ha, really funny guys, need I remind you who's house you happen to live in?" He said, directing the question to a grinning Rikki.

"No, I know I live at Phil and Ape's." She answered smugly before grabbing Bam's beer and taking a swig. "Besides, I wouldn't let him leave anyway, he's my pillow."

"Have I just been reduced to your pillow?"

"Yes, now shut up and let me cuddle. pillows can't talk." Rikki argued, Bam sighing.

"Pillow-zoned that's gotta suck man." Ryan stated, Bam sticking out his tongue before Astrid turned on a movie and leaned against Ryan.

"Hey Rikki! You were right, they make awesome pillows!" Ryan looked at Astrid with an unamused expression.

"What was that about pillow-zones there Random Hero?"

"Shut up. At least I can actually use her as a pillow too." Ryan rested his chin on Astro's head and wrapped his arms around her waist, watching the movie as she drifted off to sleep. Bam and Rikki watched the film for a while, really not interested in what was going on on screen and more the beers on the table before falling drunkenly asleep on top of one another, Bam's arms wrapped protectively over Rikki's stomach, Ryan smirking knowingly before falling asleep himself.