Roommates 3.0 [Alternate Universe]

Valentine's Day Pt. 3

Kat POV

I somehow woke up on the couch with Sammie laying on me.

"What the fuck?" I thought.

She must've came home after helping Mika out and he took our bed. Oof. (Rules: Guest always gets the bed)

I just laid there and waited for her to get up or for something interesting to happen in my view.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. I heard screaming and felt the aura of two people who definitely didn't want to be around the other two yelling. "Oh boy, this is not good."

I somehow removed Sammie from off of me and got up. I walked to the door and opened it, seeing Dean and Patrice bickering, mostly Dean. "That's a bit odd." I thought as Meri came downstairs.

"What's happening?" Meri asked as Barka and Aliana moved past the two screaming at each other.

"Relationship problems, this is why I stay single." Barka said as he went upstairs, probably to go set up his gaming stuff for Twitch and just stay in there for another eternity.

I hugged Aliana and said: "Missed ya. But, what's happened now? This isn't supposed to happen in this book even though it's all fucked up in real life." Sort of broke the fourth wall-

"Eh, I don't know. But probably not going to go well." Aliana said.

I'm getting bored of writing this, so lets skip to the part where Dean grabs his shit and goes to Nesha's place and now we have the saddened Patrice in her room. Idfk, bet she drinking tequila with Candy or something.

-Time Skip-

"Guys, I set up the fucking Monopoly for a fucking reason, get your asses down here." I said a bit louder than my normal tone.

Kyber and Flare came from the living room after fighting over the remote with no winner, because Sammie had taken it from both of them and put on her gay shit.

I forced Jeroen down here already, Aliana was also already here.

"Where's Patrice? I told her we were going to play this fucking game." I said.

"Probably still in her room." Kyber said, as he got up to go make tacos, knowing getting her down here was probably going to take a while.

I sighed and stood up, going towards the stairs. Confronting her door and knocking first. "Patrice?" I questioned with no reply. I then was a bit concerned, but she could be possibly sleeping, even though I told her to come down about an hour ago. "Candy?" I also asked the door, at this point, I'm probably only talking to the door. I knocked once more and it creaked open a bit, so like in every horror movie, I opened it the rest of the way.

I looked around to see Candy and Patrice were watching jacksepticeye videos, they had fallen asleep.

-_-

I saw that they were both using a headset, so I got onto their laptop and played ear rape microwave for 5 hours. My favorite song. They woke up and glared at me. My face turned into a Lenny Face. Candy unplugged Patrice's headset and went back to her video.

"Patrice, we're playing a board game, come downstairs." I said

"Okay." She said.

Of course I won the game, I'm the best.

(just kidding on the im the best part, im the worst.)