Da tru levs uv da fabu kiljois (My Chemical Romance crack fic)

karng ez sharng

Gerard's POV

Moiki waz baingng on da wal an hi wodnt stap so I punch hes faic

"U bitchjwkxkkw! Stap et"

"Stap baingng da wal" I gegl bc he wuz baingng da wal liek I baing frnk oooo spekng uv baingng frnk mi neid 2 baing hem!1!1!1!1hehehehehehe

moiki wut r u dewin!!!!!!!!" I scweem

"we neid bab dunkan rite nao bc I neid hem 2 extrmin8 mi booty"

"stap ben gai"

"BUTT I AM GAIIIIIIIII AN SO R U REMMBR!!!!!!!!!!"

"O yas" spekng uv gai I neid 2 c mi gai bf lolz "GU FACK UR FAIK UNIKORNS"

moiki punchd mi beli an I het hes faic

"LEV MI B SO I KAN GO FACK MI BF KAY" I yel

"OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

I wak ot da dor wit mi beg hedfons bc im kol liek dat lolz

I bet dat moiki es on hes secrt fan accont uv katy perry . ik abot et bc i stak hes fone... he haz uhlot uv gai porn on der 2 butt i dun mend bc i liek gai porn.

Es frnk hom(o) bc iv he isn den im jus ganna braek en cuz he donut kar even doe karng ez sharng

hes lits r off so i jus clim thro hes windw an c sum1 kizng anothr sum1 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Da 1 wit blak heir moans an i slap et I C ETS FRNKKKKKKKKKK NUUUUUUUUU HEZZZ CHEITNG ON MIIIIIIIII Y MI IM 2 FABU YYYYYYYYYY AWWWW NU FRNKI F U FRNKI F U

"I HAIT U FRNKI Y WOD U CHEIT ON MIIIIIIII AM I JUS 2 FABU 4 U NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU U MAIK MI CRY" i pul da ho wit shert blone her off uv hem an c.... MOIKI WUTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOO MOIKI EZ DA HOOOO

frnk luks @ mi scard "EVIILLLLLL" i yel an run out

mi blak ilynr ez runng butt idc bc frnk ez uh bitchhhj

i cunvinc miself dat frnk ez uh bitchjwkxkkw an dat im jus 2 fab 4 hem

i thro mi scarv ovr mi sholdr an skep down da sidewak 2 fros (rai) hos an tel hem al abot et

we gu out an buy milkshaiks

I git hi off uv milkshaik

"MI MILKSHAIKS BRING AL DA HOMOS 2 DA YARD

AND THER LIEK PLZ FUK MI HARD

DAM RITE ILL FUK U HARD" i sing on top uv da tabl an den i c

FRNK AN MOIKI

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