We'reStuckTogether(boondocks FanFiction)

5)Rants

"This co parent stuff is so difficult . It's like nothing I do is good enough for her."

"That's sad bro." 

Caesar came over to cheer me up. He brought Riley and Cindy over cause they had nothing better to do.

"I just want my kids to know I'm trying."

"I know man."

"She just doesn't understand. I want to see them more but I have a really tight work schedule. And when I do see them she always has a new complaint. Like who cares if their hair doesn't look the exact way you sent them? Their clean, their feed,behaved,slept and hydrated. EVERYTHING."

  "Right."

"I send them back in one piece. Completely unharmed. And why does Jazmine always find a way to call me cheap? When they're in my care I pay for them."

"I know."

"Talking bout I don't do nothin but every time my son act up she dialing my number. Whenever Kingston even thinks about stepping outta line I straighten him back up."

"That's good."

"And Taj. Why is the subject always about my girlfriend? Taj doesn't live here so she's hardly around them."

"Right."

"She loves them but Jazmine don't care about that. Like yesterday,Eliza sneaks into the kitchen to steal food and makes a huge mess right? So Taj caught it and spanked her."

"I know that's........Wait? You mean my cousin?"

"Yeah. So she left some minor bruises and I told Jazmine I would handle it but Jazmine wasn't hearing none of it so she started screaming at her."

"That's crazy."

"I know."

Just then Taj walked in.
"Hey babe."
"Now listen." Caesar said to her. "I know you my cousin and I love you but I know you not dumb enough to put yo hands on somebody else daughter."

"WHAT?!?" We said in unison.

"Man I thought you was on my side." I thought he was or at least neutral.

"I was until I heard that part. Come on now I thought you would be smarter about this since you know Jazzy doesn't like you and Eliza is a baby."

"For the last time I didn't hit her that hard."

"Hit who that hard?" Cindy asked as she and Riley walked in. Riley took it upon himself to explain the situation.

"Aye C-Murph check this out. So Jazzy call him yelling and shit cause Taj wanted to play super nanny and shit."

"What happened?"

"Bitch got out her lane and called herself tryna hit baby ZaZa."

"Again I didn't hit her that hard."

"Well it won't be 'that hard' when jazzy comes ova here and bust yo head open."
"And somebody gotta hold me back from helping her." Cindy said.
"Girl whatever."

"Yeah whatever but let me see you do that to my teeny tiny tator tot I'll beat you for her. We can both roll like monopoly dice in this bitch."

"Whatever. Huey I have to get going." Taj kissed me on my cheek then left.

"You bitched."

"How?"
"I'm just saying you let her get away with anything."
"Like what?"
"If it was me I would've kicked that bitch to the curb the moment she even thought about pulling that bullshit."
"Taj loves the kids and they love her."
"They'll love anybody that's nice and plays with them sometimes."
"That's not true."
"Its all fun and games till Jazmine have yo ass on child support."
"Not gonna happen. She doesn't have the balls."
"I'm telling you Jazzy and Tom ain't playing. You think she playing games?"
"Yes. I take care of my kids. What leg she got to stand on?"
"All kinds."
"Whatever. Y'all always taking her side."
""We're not." Caesar said. "But sometimes we try to see it both ways."
"He knows he could send that girl some money." Cindy adding her two cents. Why the fuck they keep bring her over here knowing she's biased?

"You know it's expensive as hell to maintain two kids."
"They're little kids, they don't ask for much. Just some snacks and a toy."
"Uh Huey I think Jazmines issue stems a little deeper than that." Caesar interjected
"If you talking about her bills and rent then that's not my problem. She took it upon herself to leave and move there."

"Because of you tho.You was too cheap to put a ring on that now they gone take his tax refund."

"Ain't nobody taking shit. You don't need a fucking piece of paper to be with someone. Jazmine knows what we have."

"What y'all had nigga."
"Who cares."
"And did you know what y'all had?"
"Like I said before who cares."
"Whatever nigga. Nobody told you to fuck up the best thing you ever had. Now cause of you she can't stand me either."
"Whose fault is it you can't blackmail right?"
"Who told you to fuck a hoe? It was a good plan to get money at first."
"Ok both of you shut up. You sound like children." Caesar said to both of us.

"But forreal tho why didn't you just give her what she wanted?" He asked
"Why? I said I wasn't ready and that's that. Now everyone can shut up about it."

Caesar looked at me like I wasn't speaking proper english.

"So you wouldn't marry her but you impregnated her not once...... but twice?."

"I told y'all this nigga backwards." Riley interrupted

"Unbelievable."

"Can we please move on?"

This is seriously the last time I tell them about any of my problems with Jazmine.

End chapter.
I had been working on this chapter a month but here it is. Please be patient with because I have been busy a lot lately but I won't abandon these stories. Thanks and love you lots 😘