Hitomi: Unnie...
Yena: She doesn't usually say unnie so this means something is actually wrong
Hitomi: Sakura is drunk
Sakura: IKM FIENE
Sakura: DONT QORRY IM PERFRFTLY FIRN
Eunbi: Who gave her alcohol
Chaewon: Aren't you two the only legal ones
Hyewon: IM LEGAWL ENOUGNG
Nako: I think I know where she got the alcohol from
Eunbi: If those act like that then I don't wanna know how Yena will act
Yuri: She'll probably get stupid drunk and end up having Yujin and Wonyoung taking her out of a fountain cause she will say that 'PEOPLE ATRE LEAVING FWEE MONTEY'
Yena: I WOULD NEVER
Wonyoung: Nah I can see you doing that
Yujin: Me too
Chaewon: I feel like if Chaeyeon got drunk she would embarrass Wonyoung
Chaewon: 'dIdnT I tEll YoU to StOp BeAtiNg YoUr MeAt WhEn wE aRe HoMe?'
Wonyoung: Omg
Hyewon: I WANNA BE A BIRDY
Sakura: I WANNA BE A BIRDY TOO AND FLY OUT THE HERE WITH CHAEYEON IN MAH ARMS
Nako: They probably stopped drinking if they can type the correct letters
Yujin:
Hyewon: BIRDIES
Hyewon: EUNBI CAN YOU GET ME A BIRDY
Eunbi: You have a cat though
Hyewon: BUT I WANT A BIRDY
Hyewon: PRETTY PLEASE WITH SPRINKLES, CHOCOLATE, AND A CHERRY ON TOP
Eunbi: No..
Hyewon: WHY I WANT A BIRDY WANT PLEASE
Hyewon: I WANT ONE OF THE BIRDS THAT GO WHO WHO
Yujin: A owl?
Hyewon: YEA THAT
Eunbi: No
Minju: Eunbi can you get home faster Hyewon is crying and she on top of Chaewon basically squishing her
Chaewon: Please
Eunbi: I won't be able to get home for another 2 hours just keep the alcohol away from her
Chaewon: That's kind of hard when she's guarding it with a knife in her hands
Yena: She's holding Chaewon hostage until you get here
Hyewon: I WANT A BIRDY OR THE RADISH GETS IT
Minju: Gets what...
Hyewon: SLICED AND ALCOHOL
Hitomi: Never in my life would I want see a drunk Chaewon
Chaewon: And totally forget that she said that she would slice me
Yujin: Question what happened to Sakura?
Wonyoung: She passed out in the tub
Hyewon: BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY BIRDY
Nako: Someone Get this girl a damn bird
Hyewon: I WANT HEDWIG
Hitomi: Jesus fucking Christ
Minju: YOU CAN NOT GET HEDWIG
Yena: Damn now she has Minju yelling
Hyewon: WHY NOT
Minju: CAUSE SHE BECAME SOMEONE'S FOOD
Chaewon: YOU DIDNT HELP MY SITUATION AT ALL SHE JUST SLAMMED THE KNIFE HELLA CLOSE TO MY THIGH
Yujin: We all technically hostages cause she locked us in one room and she won't let us leave
Yena: And That room is the bathroom
Chaeyeon: I would say call my sister but she wouldn't help
Chaewon: The power of the alcohol is getting to her again
Eunbi: wdym
Minju: She's crying mumbling something
Hitomi: I love you guys but im not risking my life for you guys
Chaewon: NOT EVEN DOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Hitomi: I also have to make sure Sakura doesn't wake up and does something stupid
Nako: I can-
Hitomi: No I'm not leaving you 3 with Sakura
Hitomi: She'll mistake Yuri for Yena and start beating her
Yuri: WHAT
Hitomi: Then Nako would surprisingly be able to pick up Wonyoung and then dash out the door
Wonyoung: wow
Nako: ...
Yujin: Minju And Hyewon are arguing over Harry Potter stuff
Minju: SHE KEEPS SAYING THAT HARRY DIED
Eunbi: Minju your fighting with a drunk idiot
Hyewon: IM NOT AN IDIOOT
Chaeyeon: You are very much a idioot
Hyewon: STOP TALKING ABOUT ME OR THE RADISH GETS IT
Yena: She currently has Chaewon in a headlock
Yujin: And Chaewon is squishing her balls
Minju: They look like their both gonna pass out soon
Chaeyeon: Usually I would say no to Chaewon but this is the only time I'm ok with this
Eunbi: I'm going to murder everyone when I get back
Yuri: WHAT DID I DO
Yuri: I LITERALLY DONT DO ANYTHING WHY AM I GOING TO GET KILLED
Eunbi: Everyone besides Yuri
Yujin: She finally passed out
Hitomi: WHO
Yujin: Hyewon
Yena: Chaewon is so red that she looks sun burnt
Chaeyeon: Uhm question how come no one helped Chaewon
Yena: Cause Hyewon also has the knife in her head so if one of us move she would stabbed herself and Chaewon trying to block us
Nako: I don't think anyone should get alcohol ever again
Chaewon: I'm going to murder her when she gets up
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