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Uhh spoiler alert to the anime 'Assassination Classroom' if you haven't watched it you've been warned

Eunbi: Hitomi

Eunbi: You

Eunbi: Are

Eunbi: Dead

Hitomi: Huh?

Yujin: What happened

Sakura: When did this happen

Chaewon: I'm concerned

Irene: Well she embarrassed herself in front of her grandmother

Hitomi: Taeyeon?

Eunbi: YES

Eunbi: Remember when I gave you my phone, then you changed your ringtone to a song that's really not appropriate at the time being

Eunbi: You then proceeded to call me

Eunbi: In a dead silent restaurant

Hitomi: whoopies?

Eunbi: THERE IS NO WHOOPIES I ALMOST GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME BY IRENE WHEN WE LEFT

Hyewon: I've ran out of tears to cry

Minju: You're the one who wanted to watch it, Nako told us that the ending was sad

Hyewon: I THOUGHT I COULD HANDLE IT

Yuri: What in the hell are you two talking about?

Minju: Hyewon thought it would be a good idea if her and I watched an anime together

Minju: The anime we picked was Assassination Classroom, keep in mind Nako had already watched it and gave us a warning of how sad the ending was but we still watched it

Minju: Then of course the ending came and we grew attached to Koro Sensei and his death made us cry

Minju: Well Hyewon balled her eyes out

Hyewon: CAUSE HE WAS THE BEST DAMN TEACHER ANY ONE COULD FUCKING HAVE

Hyewon: AND NAGISA WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED WHICH MADE IT WORSE IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY OF THE OTHER 26 BUT IT WAS NAGISA

Hyewon: KARMA COULD HAVE KILLED HIM

Eunbi: You literally didn't see I was going to kick Hitomi's ass..?

Hyewon: KICK HER ASS LATER COMFORT ME DAMN IT

Eunbi: Ok ok you be baby

Hyewon and Eunbi are offline

Hitomi: I can't believe Hyewon saved me from a Eunbi ass whooping

Taeyeon: Yea but she can't save you from me

Hitomi: oh shit

4 hours later

Hitomi: ....

Yena: You're Alive?

Yuri: How?

Chaewon: OH THANK GOD YOU LIVED

Yujin: It's literally impossible to live through Taeyeon Unnie

Wonyoung: I survived

Yujin: You can't see through your left eye anymore you don't count

Nako: WAIT WHAT

Nako: WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

Nako: AND WHY WAS I NOT TOLD ABOUT IT