Eunbi: Ok I'm tipsy drunk so that means when I get home im changing and im going straight to bed don't ask me shit
Yena: what-
Minju; At least she's honest
Hyewon: Sakura's drunk also so Nako bring the children to my dorm
Nako: Okie
Chaeyeon: Bold of you to assume we were going to have sex
Hyewon: No but I know when Sakura gets drunk as soon as she gets home she takes off all of her clothes and go into the bathroom
Hyewon: AND ITS NOT BOLD OF ME TO ASSUME IVE SEEN IT HAPPEN BEFORE
Chaeyeon: Oh...
Nako: Hitomi won't get up
Hitomi: I can't..
Hyewon: Why?
Nako:.... she has a cat laying next to her cat
Chaewon: THAT SON OF A BITCH HYEWON GET YOUR DAMN CAT
Hitomi: Can you do it?
Chaewon: Why
Nako: Causes shes naked
Hyewon: WGAT
Hitomi: ITS HOT AS FUCK IN THE DORM CAUSE WONYOUNG BROKE THE AC SO I WENT TO SLEEP NAKED IN MY BED AND I WRAPPED MYAELF IN BLANKETS SO NO ONE WOULD MESS WITH ME AND SOMEHOW YOUR CAT GOT IN AND WHEN I WOKE UP HE WAS LAYING ON ME ASLEEP AND I CANT MOVE CAUSE HE WAS HIS CLAWS OUT CAUSE SOMEONE WONT GET THEM CLIPPED
Chaewon: He refused to go get them clipped
Hyewon: He won't come to me and hes scared of Chaewon
Minju: I could go
Chaewon: NO
Hitomi: WHY NOT?!
Chaewon: Cause too many people have already seen you naked
Minju: Do you not remember the time you literally ran into the livingroom with Hitomi in your arm AND she was naked
Minju: we ALL saw ALL of her
Hitomi: He woke up thank god
Chaewon: Good
Hitomi: Just to lay on my chest
Chaewon; Fuck
Wonyoung:
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Yuri: WHO IS THAT
Yuri: AND WHAT WAS SHE STARING AT
Yena: Dad what were you staring at?
Yuri: THAT HYEWON?!
Hyewon: Yes Yuri that is me and I forgot why I made that face
Chaeyeon: She saw her ex
Hitomi: But I'm her ex
Chaewon: DONT reminded me
Hyewon: it's because you were wearing something really adorable I think
Chaewon: ....
Hitomi: Adorable? I looked like a thot
Chaewon: ?!?!
Hyewon: Oh will you chill out you act like I'm going to steal Hitomi
Chaewon: YOU WOULD STEAL HITOMI THO
Hyewon: True but I have a wife and kids
Hyewon: and you are on of my kids you make up a part of my lifetime I enjoy
Chaewon: What?
Hyewon: I care about you and your health so I want you to be happy
Chaewon: Dad thank you ❤️
Hyewon: Your welcome
Hitomi: Very nice loving moment but your cat is literally has his chin on my nipple and I don't like that
Hyewon: I'll see if I can get him
Yuri: I HAVE QUESTION
Yuri: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Yuri:
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Wonyoung: IS THAT GOD JIHYO?!
Yujin: No that's Yeri
Wonyoung: BUT WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE GOD JIHYO
Yujin: CAUSE SHE AWSOME
Seulgi: Now that you mention it
Seulgi: IRENE?!
Irene: Yes my dear
Seulgi: WHY DOES OUR DAUGHTER LOOK LIKE GOD JIHYO?!
Seulgi: DID YOU FUCK JIHYO AND SAW YERI WAS MY CHILD?!
Hyewon: Oh no...
Irene: -inhales- DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK ME IF I FUCKED JIHYO
Irene: REALLY?!
God Jihyo: I didn't fuck Irene
God Jihyo: I haven't in a while
Irene: They weren't supposed to know that...
Seulgi: YOU FUCKED JIHYO?!
Wendy: YOU FUCKED IRENE?!
Irene&Jihyo: IT WAS A ONE TIME THING
Chaeyoung: But now my mom has a boyfr-
Chaeyoung: I can't even say it without crying
Tzuyu: Shhh it's ok
Tzuyu: See look what you did mom, Chaeyoung is now curled up next to Mina and she's crying
Mina: How dare you Jihyo
Mina: How DARE YOU
Jihyo: I-
Mina: LEAVE
Jihyo: But I'm god
Mina: AND IM SATAN
Eunbi: AND IM GOING KICK EVERYONES ASS IF THEY DONT LEAVE
