Brendon Urie: Imagines and ficlets

Thoughts on piv with B...

Or, how to get me to talk about piv for a long time without being mostly overtly political and critical, but lusty... Because he can tempt me, even with piv, which I am generally really not into.

I may have had... thoughts, a couple outright fantasies, and a couple dreams about piv with B. The Making of Brendon series is gonna have piv in it, if I manage to get around to it. It's not set in stone what's going to be in it aside from the Audrey thing discussed before (https://archiveofourown.org/works/11523657/chapters/31306833). Sometimes I think he only had piv quite rarely before Audrey, but it seems unlikely. I definitely think most of the sex he had before 18 didn't include piv, even if you exclude the sex with guys. Even after that he was as or more interested in most other types of sex, depending on which act, eg cunnilingus and receiving oral sex. I wouldn't be surprised if, for example, those two girls that he had a threesome friends with benefits situation with, had a LOT of sex with him but not piv. He was just SO GLAD TO BE THERE, doing all these other friendly, exploring Sex Things with them hahaha.

I think him being small-dicked would have worked to his benefit. We know now this isn't true, but I used to think he may have engaged in pia (anal intercourse) with a boy before he had much piv (and I definitely thought he had been both the enterer and the enveloper in that, doing it 2-4 times and not finding it his cup of tea, playing into him figuring he was straight). I don't think his size would put most girls and women off, but would make them more inclined to want to have piv with him eg those who found other guys too wide and/or long, didn't care about size, had experienced pain in piv or other vaginal entry, were nervous about a penis inside them. If he was under 17, they'd figure he was still growing. This is also 2000-08, before girls and young women had much access to porn, so I think their ideas of average penis size would have been more realistic, and less inclined to think "the bigger the better." And more likely to find dick weird looking, especially when big.

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I'm reminded of The Good, the Bad and the Dirty when he says "I'm gonna keep getting underneath you." This, in my not so humble opinion is not just about piv, but goes to show how much he likes women on top generally. Him liking WOMEN SITTING ON HIS FACE is canon, and you can't tell me he wouldn't be interested in outercourse, tribadism and frottage of at least some types, naked body to body squishing together, being pinned down... You can bet your sweet ass that he loves being underneath someone, including during piv.

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I had this concept that Regan (girlfriend of Shane, Bden's "roommate"), Shane, and B wind up in this threesome thing. She realizes she prefers piv with him because of his size, and how she can grind on his pelvis, etc. She and Shane don't engage in piv much, and when they do it's partial entry to varying degrees because he's pretty big and her vagina isn't deep. She's only come a few times during piv with him. Maybe not at all without manual stimulation, and/or she finds his size prevents her orgasm usually, or they bend his penis so she can grind her vulva along him while he's inside, or switching between tip to clit and dick inside. Nor much with other guys but she can with Bden with some ease. Sitting with him deep in her, barely nudging her cervix because it pulls back enough for him when she's really aroused, wet, open but squeezing around him, has already had a few orgasms, is approaching another. Rocking, circling, grinding, moving however she likes best. Obviously, knowing me, there'd still be more outercourse, oral, manual, tribadism, frottage, etc, including the guys together, and only about 15% piv if I wrote this.

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Another plot line, to use the term loosely, either for the making of b fic or readerxb: a woman liking something inside her when she used a vibrator on her clit/vulva, but finding that her contractions during orgasm would push out what she had in her unless she held it in, which was awkward and not quite what it could be at best. She really wanted to find a guy who'd be willing to just be in her without thrusting, letting her orgasms, contractions and the indirect vibrations that he could feel be the stimulation. She only found guys not willing to be still, not wanting her to use a vibrator, not wanting to let her move as she saw fit, and/or not wanting to be only as in as she wanted (which changed depending on how far back her cervix was, how long the guy was, etc because she really liked gentle cervix stimulation at times, but it could be too much).